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*Disclaimer* This topic is associated with only and ONLY Siddhant Modi. Do NOT bring in Armaan or Riddhima or Obama or Palin! Or else I will summon the Dark Lord aka Voldy moldy.
*Title* Siddhanth Modi's flaws
*Objective of this topic* List out as many *genuine* flaws/ mistakes/ faults/ errors by Siddhant Modi from January 2010 till now.
*Hypothesis* If Siddhanth Modi is a man, then he would have flaws.
*Materials and Methods*
Siddhanth Modi
Youtube or tv
head phones or speakers
brain
eyes
ears
computer or iphone
fingers
m&ms (don't ask why....just have them ready caz i'm having them right now)
Turn on the tv/computer and watch the show from jan 2010 or work your hippocampus and *recall* all things Sid.
Jot down as many flaws you can find and make a linear regression plot and do include R^2 value and slope. ( * Whaaaat?! are you nuts....you obviously can't get linear regression plot and slope from qualitative data....so just keep on jotting down*)
*Results*
Sid's flaws that I found-->
1. Sid took offensive pictures sleeping with Riddhima to seek revenge.
2. His another big blunder in that he had to make copies of the pics in Sanjeevani! (couldn't he have gone to office max if his home printer was messed up?)
3. The whole hypothermia/ body heat incident (fellow SRians...don't argue..lemme just say it)
4. He agrees to marry Riddhima despite knowing the fact that she is Armaan's *forever*.
5. He mistreats her after the wedding i.e. the jooti wiping, ordering, yelling at her, giving her bruises... we all know what not.
6. He lies to his mother about his wedding and about Riddhima being his wife.
7. He arranges for Sid and Riddhima's meeting in Poona.
8. He doesn't let Armaan know the truth about his wedding to Riddhima.
9. He asks Riddhima to play marriage marriage with Armaan because of his mother.
10. He *uses* Armaan to test whether Riddhima loves him or not but doesn't go and tell her his *dil ki baat*.
11. He hits Armaan.
12. He hits Armaan.
13. He hits Armaan.
14. He hits Armaan.
15. He confesses to Armaan that he *Loves* Riddhima. (huh! how dare he love her?!)
16. He hits Armaan.
17. He tells Armaan that Riddhima still loves him and that she is best suited with him *forever*.
18. He sends divorce papers to Riddhima via Jiggy poo.
19. He receives the divorce papers from Riddhima and is heart broken. (how dare he?!)
20. He tells Armaan again that Riddhima loves her and that he is happy for him that his love will be fulfilled.
*Discussion*
Looking at the above mentioned results, I found 20 flaws in the subject Siddhant Modi. Therefore, my results support my hypothesis, which says that Siddhant Modi is flawed and thus Siddhant Modi is the man.
** End of Study**
P.S. No offence meant to anyone or anyone's feelings. This is just for fun post.
P.P.S. As per the disclaimer, Keep the SR versus AR battle away from my post or else i can sue ya all ( yeah really...i can)
P.P.P.S. If you have no "genuine" flaws to point out about Sid and ONLY Sid, then don't post.
**Peace!**
*Title* Siddhanth Modi's flaws
*Objective of this topic* List out as many *genuine* flaws/ mistakes/ faults/ errors by Siddhant Modi from January 2010 till now.
*Hypothesis* If Siddhanth Modi is a man, then he would have flaws.
*Materials and Methods*
Siddhanth Modi
Youtube or tv
head phones or speakers
brain
eyes
ears
computer or iphone
fingers
m&ms (don't ask why....just have them ready caz i'm having them right now)
Turn on the tv/computer and watch the show from jan 2010 or work your hippocampus and *recall* all things Sid.
Jot down as many flaws you can find and make a linear regression plot and do include R^2 value and slope. ( * Whaaaat?! are you nuts....you obviously can't get linear regression plot and slope from qualitative data....so just keep on jotting down*)
*Results*
Sid's flaws that I found-->
1. Sid took offensive pictures sleeping with Riddhima to seek revenge.
2. His another big blunder in that he had to make copies of the pics in Sanjeevani! (couldn't he have gone to office max if his home printer was messed up?)
3. The whole hypothermia/ body heat incident (fellow SRians...don't argue..lemme just say it)
4. He agrees to marry Riddhima despite knowing the fact that she is Armaan's *forever*.
5. He mistreats her after the wedding i.e. the jooti wiping, ordering, yelling at her, giving her bruises... we all know what not.
6. He lies to his mother about his wedding and about Riddhima being his wife.
7. He arranges for Sid and Riddhima's meeting in Poona.
8. He doesn't let Armaan know the truth about his wedding to Riddhima.
9. He asks Riddhima to play marriage marriage with Armaan because of his mother.
10. He *uses* Armaan to test whether Riddhima loves him or not but doesn't go and tell her his *dil ki baat*.
11. He hits Armaan.
12. He hits Armaan.
13. He hits Armaan.
14. He hits Armaan.
15. He confesses to Armaan that he *Loves* Riddhima. (huh! how dare he love her?!)
16. He hits Armaan.
17. He tells Armaan that Riddhima still loves him and that she is best suited with him *forever*.
18. He sends divorce papers to Riddhima via Jiggy poo.
19. He receives the divorce papers from Riddhima and is heart broken. (how dare he?!)
20. He tells Armaan again that Riddhima loves her and that he is happy for him that his love will be fulfilled.
*Discussion*
Looking at the above mentioned results, I found 20 flaws in the subject Siddhant Modi. Therefore, my results support my hypothesis, which says that Siddhant Modi is flawed and thus Siddhant Modi is the man.
** End of Study**
P.S. No offence meant to anyone or anyone's feelings. This is just for fun post.
P.P.S. As per the disclaimer, Keep the SR versus AR battle away from my post or else i can sue ya all ( yeah really...i can)
P.P.P.S. If you have no "genuine" flaws to point out about Sid and ONLY Sid, then don't post.
**Peace!**
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