DMG & Big Bang Experiment

Posted: 13 years ago
DMG & Big Bang Experiment.

This is a scientific discussions and let me clarify the basic understanding for the sake of AR-SR fans.

1. God created this universe.. yes!!!!! and not Armaan or Sid. (SR-AR fans please note and no false claims from DMG1)

2. Big Bang was the initiation phase. Did not happen because Armaan or Sid blew up something big on the show. Let us not bash Armaan or Sid for this.

3. Large Hadron Collider machine is not in Sanjeevni and it was not Armaan's idea as his fans might think. Armaan or Sid has no investment made in this project, we are not sure about Riddhima as she is one secret investor. This project was funded by all the countries of the world.

4. No! Armaan fans no!!!!!.. this project was not built to bash Armaan or show him any lesser hero. Its a physics experiment.

5. Riddhima was not responsible for the helium leakage. The proton could not stand the extra energy, read below for clarification.

6. AR-SR fans, we should not bash each other by calling names like black-hole!!!!!

Hopefully we have thrown away are differences and let's get back to the experiment.
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The Experiment:
Lately they have successfully carried out the Big Bang Recreation experiment on a machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN, Switzerland, where they have collided protons at the speed of light, to recreate or rather mimic the conditions that existed a fraction of a second after the Big Bang (which happened around 14 billions years ago). 10 Billion dollars have been spent for the setup and over 2500 physicist are employed at different stages of the project.
They took the hydrogen atom and removed the electrons and used protons for this experiment. In order to increase the speed of the protons they have used various loops where they accelerated the protons by inducing magnetic pulses. As the protons accelerated they also became heavier. In the second-last stage, the protons were separated in two groups which were made to move in opposite direction and cross each other in a chamber. On reaching at almost the speed of light, they successfully collided the protons and declared the project a success, The data they have collected is claimed to be in terabytes and now its analysis will take them years to reach any conclusion.

Additional info:
The experiment was first initiated on Sep 10, 2008. Just nine days later on Sep 19, 2008 the experiment hit a massive road block as freezing helium gas leaked out. This led to the experiment being delayed for over a year.
Repair work and extra protection systems cost the laboratory 24 million pounds.

The news posted on one of the web pages was:
London, Mar 30: After a frustrating 18-month delay, the physicists across the world are celebrating as the crucial 'Big Bang' experiment is set to take place on Tuesday, Mar 30.
The word to note is frustrating.



There are some remarkable similarities with DMG:

They have set up their lab at CineVistas. The cost of this setup is close to one millionth of 10 Billion paisas. They have 0.1% of 2500 scriptwriters (ie. 2.5 and that too, not full time) and as many characters. The objective of DMG experiment in this season is to recreate or rather mimic the conditions that existed, between Armaan and Riddhima, a fraction of a second after the show started. Just to balance out AR track with SR track.

Here at DMG, they picked up the Hydrogen atom (DMG cast) and as they removed the electrons (old interns) from the atom and just kept protons (AR) for the experiment. Then they started to accelerate the AR proton in various story loops e.g. hugs, kisses, dances, day dream sequences, playing as love birds. As AR proton accelerated, it also and became slightly heavier with the egos of the characters. DMG physicist kept them in the loops (chewing on to same gum over and over again) with the aim to accelerate to the speed of light. But one of the protons (Armaan) leaked out like helium gas and left the show. The reason was diagnosed as excessive energy generated by interacting concurrently with three other female protons. The entire setup was damaged badly, the experiment was stopped. Millions of paisas were waisted in all this. Like LHC they had to repair the facility.

This season the restarted the experiment using SR proton and proceeded through the same process, and accelerated to a higher speed, but instead of splitting the same proton into two opposite groups, they introduce the old AR proton in the opposite group. But since SR proton was already moving at a much higher velocity, they had to wait and accelerate the AR proton to a higher velocity, with a additional loops and instead of using magnetic pulses they used mental shocks to accelerate. Reaching the speed of light is very well seen in the flashback where scene are flipped at the speed of light.
Finally when the entire setup started heating up, and after a frustrating delay of 18 episodes the DMG team physicist decided to collide the opposite groups of protons SR-AR. The chamber used was the hospital basement and the Chief Operating Officer was Sid Mom's. The collision was successful and there is a 10-12 bytes of data which has been collected so far (which is equivalent to the word "Oh! Sh*t!"), but the DMG team still needs another year to come out with their findings.
The way it reached its completion was also frustrating as was the LHC experiment. Only the viewers are celebrating special thanksgiving on this occasion. Govt has freed some prisoners from the jail as a token of gratitude for this great relief. Till now the Assembly is arguing strongly as to declare this day as a national holiday.

Lets pray for there success of DMG analysis, I am sure if they succeed, it will be a stepping stone for the team at LHC and help them immensely with their analysis of their terabytes of data.

The comparison is for educational purposes only. Not to be Sold.



Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by Mars35913062


DMG & Big Bang Experiment.

This is a scientific discussions and let me clarify the basic understanding for the sake of AR-SR fans.

1. God created this universe.. yes!!!!! and not Armaan or Sid. (SR-AR fans please note and no false claims from DMG1)

2. Big Bang was the initiation phase. Did not happen because Armaan or Sid blew up something big on the show. Let us not bash Armaan or Sid for this.

3. Large Hadron Collider machine is not in Sanjeevni and it was not Armaan's idea as his fans might think. Armaan or Sid has no investment made in this project, we are not sure about Riddhima as she is one secret investor. This project was funded by all the countries of the world.

4. No! Armaan fans no!!!!!.. this project was not built to bash Armaan or show him any lesser hero. Its a physics experiment.

5. Riddhima was not responsible for the helium leakage. The proton could not stand the extra energy, read below for clarification.

6. AR-SR fans, we should not bash each other by calling names like black-hole!!!!!

Hopefully we have thrown away are differences and let's get back to the experiment.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Experiment:
Lately they have successfully carried out the Big Bang Recreation experiment on a machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN, Switzerland, where they have collided protons at the speed of light, to recreate or rather mimic the conditions that existed a fraction of a second after the Big Bang (which happened around 14 billions years ago). 10 Billion dollars have been spent for the setup and over 2500 physicist are employed at different stages of the project.
They took the hydrogen atom and removed the electrons and used protons for this experiment. In order to increase the speed of the protons they have used various loops where they accelerated the protons by inducing magnetic pulses. As the protons accelerated they also became heavier. In the second-last stage, the protons were separated in two groups which were made to move in opposite direction and cross each other in a chamber. On reaching at almost the speed of light, they successfully collided the protons and declared the project a success, The data they have collected is claimed to be in terabytes and now its analysis will take them years to reach any conclusion.

Additional info:
The experiment was first initiated on Sep 10, 2008. Just nine days later on Sep 19, 2008 the experiment hit a massive road block as freezing helium gas leaked out. This led to the experiment being delayed for over a year.
Repair work and extra protection systems cost the laboratory 24 million pounds.

The news posted on one of the web pages was:
London, Mar 30: After a frustrating 18-month delay, the physicists across the world are celebrating as the crucial 'Big Bang' experiment is set to take place on Tuesday, Mar 30.πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
The word to note is frustrating.



There are some remarkable similarities with DMG:

They have set up their lab at CineVistas. The cost of this setup is close to one millionth of 10 Billion paisas. They have 0.1% of 2500 scriptwriters (ie. 2.5 and that too, not full time) and as many characters. The objective of DMG experiment in this season is to recreate or rather mimic the conditions that existed, between Armaan and Riddhima, a fraction of a second after the show started. Just to balance out AR track with SR track.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Here at DMG, they picked up the Hydrogen atom (DMG cast)πŸ˜† and as they removed the electrons (old interns)πŸ˜† from the atom and just kept protons (AR)🀣 for the experiment. Then they started to accelerate the AR proton in various story loops e.g. hugs, kisses, dances, day dream sequences, playing as love birds. As AR proton accelerated, it also and became slightly heavier with the egos of the characters. DMG physicist kept them in the loops (chewing on to same gum over and over again) with the aim to accelerate to the speed of light. But one of the protons (Armaan) leaked out like helium gas and left the showπŸ˜†. The reason was diagnosed as excessive energy generated by interacting concurrently with three other female protons🀣. The entire setup was damaged badly, the experiment was stopped. Millions of paisas were waisted in all this. Like LHC they had to repair the facility.

This season the restarted the experiment using SR proton and proceeded through the same process, and accelerated to a higher speed, but instead of splitting the same proton into two opposite groups, they introduce the old AR proton in the opposite group. But since SR proton was already moving at a much higher velocity, they had to wait and accelerate the AR proton to a higher velocity, with a additional loops and instead of using magnetic pulses they used mental shocks to accelerateπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†. Reaching the speed of light is very well seen in the flashback where scene are flipped at the speed of light.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Finally when the entire setup started heating up, and after a frustrating delay of 18 episodes the DMG team physicist decided to collide the opposite groups of protons SR-AR.
The chamber used was the hospital basement and the Chief Operating Officer was Sid Mom'sπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£. The collision was successful and there is a 10-12 bytes of data which has been collected so far (which is equivalent to the word "Oh! Sh*t!")🀣, but the DMG team still needs another year to come out with their findings.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
The way it reached its completion was also frustrating as was the LHC experiment. Only the viewers are celebrating special thanksgiving on this occasion. Govt has freed some prisoners from the jail as a token of gratitude for this great relief. Till now the Assembly is arguing strongly as to declare this day as a national holiday.🀣

Lets pray for there success of DMG analysis, I am sure if they succeed, it will be a stepping stone for the team at LHC and help them immensely with their analysis of their terabytes of data.

The comparison is for educational purposes only. Not to be Sold.



OMG!!!!!!!!!!🀣 WAT A COMPARISION BETWEEN DMG N BIG BANG EXPERIMENT..........πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† OH Mars35913062 im brusting out wid loughter.................🀣
Edited by bornalee - 13 years ago
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by bornalee


OMG!!!!!!!!!!🀣WAT A COMPARISION BETWEEN DMG N BIG BANG EXPERIMENT..........πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†OH Mars35913062 im brusting wid loughter.................

Thanks for exactly pointing out the laughter points, should I remove all the other lines?πŸ˜ƒ

You should also try your hands on

DMG & MythBusters

DMG - Best Possible Ending

and if you are still in tact , you may read my episode analysis.😊

Thanks.😊

Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by Mars35913062


Thanks for exactly pointing out the laughter points, should I remove all the other lines?πŸ˜ƒ

You should also try your hands on

DMG & MythBusters

DMG - Best Possible Ending

and if you are still in tact , you may read my episode analysis.😊

Thanks.😊

nooo....if u remove allother lines then it'll be not so interesting.........Smile
n ok i'll surely read all thoes post u mentioned........Smile
Posted: 13 years ago
just brilliant ! still laughing hours later !
 
will dmg fade into newsworthy oblivion just like this event in the media frenzy/crazy/minutes-by-minutes/we-make-news-out-of-nothing-or-almost-for-the-next-day attention span viewers ?...
 
Posted: 13 years ago
🀣



the lab should get the Nobel prize for the  longest running inconclusive experiment!🀣


awesome comparison mars!πŸ˜‰
Edited by Ramy25 - 13 years ago
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by Ramy25


🀣



the lab should get the Noble prize for the longest running inconclusive experiment!🀣


awesome comparison mars!πŸ˜‰

Thanks, your ROFLs have triggered my ROFLs.🀣

They are contagious.πŸ˜†

Posted: 13 years ago
oh mars!!!🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 lolz if kids study Big bang experiment with DMG in mind, they will never forget a word and score full marks!!!
 
thanks!!
Posted: 13 years ago
🀣🀣🀣
lmao...just brilliant
Posted: 13 years ago
"But one of the protons (Armaan) leaked out like helium gas and left the show. The reason was diagnosed as excessive energy generated by interacting concurrently with three other female protons. "πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
I had also  heard dat the earth  cud turn  into a black hole if dis experiment comes to fruitition.When dis DMG experiment comes to an end I know where to go---------Mars.......It has water and lafter!!!!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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