Originally posted by: sunnyp1414ACP- Kuch toh gadbad hain. Abhijeet pata karo kaun hai yeh silent member! Daya saari member ki darwaaza toh do aur puchtak karo!
Abhijeet : Yeh kaise ho sakta hai, haien??? Humare sare videos aur jokes unke haath kaise lag gaye, haien??Daya : Lagta hai koi hum sab par nazar rakha hua hai.ACP : Mujhe lagta hai hum me se hi koi humare secrets chura raha hai. Us website mein jaao aur us blog ke owner ka IP address pata karo. Aur hum sab ke ghar jaakar computers check karo ki kiska IP address match hota hai.Abhijeet : Sir, aap humpar shakh kar rahe hain?ACP : Yeh koi baahar wale ka kaam kaise ho sakta hai? Koi humare website ka user hi yeh kaam kar sakta hai /ya kar sakti hai...(one eyebrow raised towards Daya) Daya, aajkal Purvi kya kar rahi hai????Daya : Sir...woh.....woh ek web designing company mein kaam kar rahi hai sir.ACP : Looks at Abhijeet with a 'meaningful' glance.Abhijeet ; Yeh aapka kya matlab hai sir, Purvi acchi ladki hai, woh yeh kaam nahin kar sakti.ACP : Abhijeet, tumhe yaad hai isse pehle Daya ne ladki se dosti ki toh kya hua.....is baar bhi kuch aisa hi hoga. Jaao aur Purvi ko bureau lekar aao.(Continue)
At the bureau
Purvi- Daya meine kyon bulaye tumhaara acp?
Abhijeet- Behen. Tum kaunsa web designing company mein kaam karti ho?
Purvi- Sonali meri boss hain. Hum dono yeh company chaalti hoon.
Acp-Sonali. (Looks at Daya) Sonali?
Abhijeet- Behen, ab tum jaa sakte ho
Acp- nahin. Tum yahaa chup kar behtoh aur tumhari boss ko bulao yahaa pe.
ACP : Abhijeet, yeh kya behen behan bol rahe ho? Aaj koi Raksha bandhan nahin hai...(looks at Daya and Abhijeet)....tum dono yeh kaam theek se nahin karoge....is case ko lekar bohot emotional ho rahe ho dono.Vivek, Tasha, tum dono jaao aur us Sonali ko yahan lekar aao.Vivek : Yeh Sonali kaun hai sir?ACP : Oh, tum dono tab CId mein nahin the.....Sonali kaun hai - yeh apne pyare Daya sir se poocho.Vivek : Daya sir, Sonali kaun hai?Daya : No answer.Purvi : Daya, tum Sonali ko jaante ho???Abhijeet : (Looking uncomfortable) Ab woh sab puraani baaton ko kyon yaad karna hai...Fredricks...tum jaao. Tum pehchante ho na Sonali ko.Freddy: Sir par vo jail se kabh bahar ai. Lagta hai aap use phansi ka order dena bhool gaye.
ACP: Daya se poocho climax pe vo uske saath thi usne nahi diya use order. Mai to chala gaya tha wahan se.
Abhijeet: Sir vo vo sh vo shayad vo dard me bhool hoga.
ACP: Daya dua karo wo ye silent member na ho.
Daya: Sir mana vo culprit thi. lekin vo CHOR to nahi thi. Vo silent member nahi ho sakti.
Abhijeet: hm.. hmm.
ACP: freddy tum jao ye behas baad me kar lenge.
(Freddy leaves. after sometimes he cal ACP. )
Freddy: sar gadbad ho gayi.
ACP: Kya gadbad. Ek lagki ko nai la sakte usme bhi gadbbad. kisne ki gadbad?
Freddy: nahi sir vo sir. Vivek. nahi Daya sir. nahi abhijeet sir. vo sar bahut badi gadbad hai.
(ACP looks like he will smash his head in the wall. ERRRRR)
ACP: tum jaldi vapis beaurue me pahuncho.
Abhijeet(watching towards Daya talking to ACP sir): Sir kya hua Freddy ne aisa kya kaha ki app chila rahe hain.
ACP: kya pata uska kya matlab tha.
(Abhijeet goes towards Purvi and after talking something comes back)
ACP: kuya bat kar rahe the Purvi se.
Abhijeet: nahi sir bas aise hi
ACP: Bas. aise hi. nahi puch lo use bookh to nahi lagi, kahin pani to nahi peena.
Abhijeet: Sir ab aap sharminda kar rahe hain.
ACP: Kya Bhai-Behan ka pyaar hai wah.
(Abhijeet thought better to leave from here as quickly as possible he sees Daya standing )
Abhijeet: Bach gaye..
Daya: Muche to nahi lagta.
Abhijeet: Kya matlab. Dekho Daya tension mat lo. Saab thikh ho jayega agar mamla bigda tum purvi ko sab saach sacch bata dena. bas simple.
Daya: Simple. hmm. Kehna asan hai boss.
(Freddy enter with vivek and Sonali. everyone shocked. It was not the sonali they were thinking of)
(Suddenly ex[pressions of Daya and Abhi interchanged. Its the Sonali which was Abhi's ex- GF before memory loss)
Abhijeet: πFreddy ye tum kise le aye.
Daya: Sonali ko.π
ACP: ye sonali hum to koi aur hi samjhe the.
Daya: Sambalo boss ab isse sambalo.
Abhijeet: ab to juban agayi tab se chup chap khare the.
Sonali: Mujhe yahan kyun bulaya hai.
Daya (now it is his turn to be sweet)- er.. behenji... kya tum purvi ki partner in crime ho?
Sonali- kaisa crime?
Purvi- (suddenly) sonali. pehle tum mujhe bolo tum daya ko kabse jaante the!
Sonali- mei toh abhijeet ko jaanti hoon!
Purvi- abhijeet?
Abhi- behen. pareshaan mat karo..
Sonali- Daya yeh kya ho raha hai?
Daya- kuch nahi behenji.. bas .. woh.. meine...
Acp(booming suddenly)- yeh kya akar bakar chal rahe hain? do jungli billi aur mera do officers nehen nehenji bakwass kar rahe hain! chup!
Acp (to the girls)
kya tum dono ne humaare secrets chor rahe ho?
Abh- s-s-s-sir woh aise kaise kar sakte hain?
Daya- haan sir woh nahi kar sakti hain
Acp-Grrrrrrr.....Uff!
Abhijeet: sir mujhe lagta hai galti hamari hi hai
ACP: tum dono ko bachane ke bare me soch rahe ho
Daya: Nahi sir galti hamari hi hai. aap chahein to forensics me check karwa sakte hai
Abhijeet: Sir ye threads shuru karne walon ko dhyan me rakna hoga age se ki members only post banayen.sir hamara data koi be access kar sakta hai chahe vo memeber bhi na ho
ACP: ye tume kisne bataya.
Abhijeet: wo sir. wo
Daya: phone aya tha.
freddy- ho sakta hai dr taarika!
acp- ab yeh taarika kaha se aayi
abhi-nahi s-s-s-sir s-s-s-salunkhe saab phone kiya tha (glares at freddy)
acp- accha? theek hain lab mein chalo. dekhna hoga yeh dono kya kehna hain. tum dono, humaare saath aao..
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