PART ' 3
(sham ko rasm k whqt' Nupur to tammanna ko apna kaam samjha kar sabki nazaro se bach kar chat per pahuch jati hai, Per mayank ko koi na koi rok leta hai. Bcoz wo subah hi aaya hai. Wo late ho jaata hai half an hour. Aur as usual nupur ko gussa satve aasman pe hai)
N to herself : By god. Main kyun isska akdu ka wait kar rhi hu. Mujhe kaha tha k main to aa jaunga. Tu apna dekh le. Aur yahaan khud hi gyab hai. Har baar iski goli''. Iss baar koi kaam nhi karegi. Main bhi jaa ke kaam dekhu. Jab wo busy hai to main bhi busy hu
(Nupur jaane lagti hai, pr tab tak mayank aa jata hai aur gusse main jo nupur khud se bol rhi hoti hai wo sun leta hai)
M (rasta rokte huye) : oh hello kahaan chal diye
N : tum se matlab. Pehle tum busy the ab main busy hu
M : haan pta hai. Tum mere sath busy ho
N : galatfehmi hai tumhari. Mujhe kaam hai aur main jaa rhi hu
M : tum aise kaise jaa sakti ho
N : main aise hi jaa rhi hu. Jo ban pade kar lo. Huh
M (rasta rokte huye) Oh hello' yeh sab kya hai tumhari problem kya hai, main 2 saal se nhi aaya tha yeh tumhari problem thi, ya main aa gya hu yeh tumhari problem hai, Mera intzaar karna problem hai tumhari, ya fir mujhe dekh kar apni iss naak per gussa rakh lena tumhari problem hai.. Itna gussa kyun rehta hai tumhari naak per..
(iss dialogue me nupur ek step backward aur mayank ek step forward)
N : meri problem tum hai mr. mayank sharma. Mujhe yahaan bula kar gyab hogye the.
M : ok meri maa. Sorry kya karu. Mujhe kya pta tha tu to aa jayegi aur main fas jaunga. Pls maaf kar de mujhe.(kaan pakdate huye nupur k)
N : chodo mere kaan. Mafi maang rhe ho ya mere kaan khich rhe ho.
M : jab tak maaf nhi karogi. Aise hi tumhare kaan aur mere hath rahenge
N : thik hai maaf kiya. Ab to chodo. Sach me tumhe hi pta hai k mera gussa kaise shant karna hai
M : kya hai na k pta karke rakhna padta hai. Warna mujhe to kab ka tum suli per chada deti.
N : wo sab chodo aur btao tumne in 2 saalo me kya kiya koi ladki psnd aayi k nhi
M : mere pass to story hai per pehle tu bta tujhe mere siva koi aur mila ya nhi
N : Oh hello. Tumhe bahut badi galatfehmi hai k mujhe koi milta nhi hai. Wo to main khud hi kisi ko psnd nhi karti
M : haan haan pta hai. Chal suna le apna purana lecture. Bahut din ho gye suna nhi hai. Start main karta hu. Mujhe pyar jaisi cheez per believe nhi hai. Mere liye pyar meri family hai. Aur main kisi bhi faltu relation me nhi fasna chahti (nupur ki nakal utharte huye)
N : achchi nakal karte ho. Jab tujhe pta hai to kyun puch rha hai. Tu khud bta. 2 saal me tujhe koi nhi mili mere siva.
M : mujhe to koi nhi mili. Haan per ek ko main mila tha
N : matlab??
M : matlab yeh k office me thi sath me. Humari dosti start hi huyi thi then usne ek stupid si bet rakh di. Aur hamari kahani shuru hone se pehle khatam ho gyi
N : maltab????? Kya hua dhang se bta
M : hmm. Uska kehna tha main tumse baat karna chod du. Bcoz pta nhi kyun jab bhi main uske sath hota tha to ya to by chance tumhara phone aa jata tha ya fir main tumhari hi baat kar rha hota tha.
N : hmm. To tumne kya kaha
M : kehna kya tha kahani khatam. Yeh faltu ki sharte nhi manta main. Aur tujhe mujhe koi alag nhi kar sakta. Chahe wo koi bhi kyun na ho.
(mayank nupur k gle lag jata hai )
N : haan yeh to hai. Per yeh tune mujhe pehle kyun nhi bataya
M : Batane se kya hota. Tu hindi film k serial ki tarah kehti mujhe chod do. Jao aur jee lo apni zindagi''(start laughing)
N : Pagal hai kya. Main aisa kuch bhi nhi kehti. Main to yeh aur kehti k aaj mujhe chodne ko kaha hai kal family chodne ko bhi keh sakti hai.
M : Gud point. Fir to maine achcha hi kiya
N : haan. Kiya to achcha. Per ek problem hai
M : Kya??
N : yahi k teri shadi mere chakker me kabhi nhi hogi. Tu mujhe nhi chodega. Aur yaar kisi bhi ladki ko insecurity to hogi hi.
M : Hmm to ek kaam karte hai tu aur main shadi kar lete hai. Sari problem solve.
(dono ek dusre ko dekhte hai then suddenly dono k reaction)
N : yuk' thu thu thu
M : yuk. ''. Main bhi naa kuch bhi bolta hu. Tujh se shadi karne se achcha hai main kuwara mar jau. Aur meri maa mujhe marne nhi degi kuwara.
N : haan. Aunty to bas har ladki me apni bahu dekhti hai. Shukr hai mujhe baksh rakha hai aunty ne
M : haan unhe pta hai. Tu mere layak nhi hai
N : oh hello. Dobra bolna zara.
M : ok galati ho gyi. Hum dono ek dusre k layak nhi hai. Bas ab thik hai.
N : haan ab thik hai. Waise bhi tu world ki best ladki deserve karta hai
M : aur tu best ladka. Aur hum dono ek dusre ko deserve hi nhi karte
N : hum dono ek dusre k bare me kitna sochte hai. 2 saal se ek dusre ko shakal nhi dekhi. Pr lagta hi nhi k aisa kuch hua hai. Kuch nhi badla
M : naa hi kabhi kuch badalega. Pr meri maa ko kaun samjhayega
N : tu mujhe bta tujhe kaisi ladki chahiye.
M : Bas kuch ho na ho. Wo tujhe meri life ka hissa accept kare. Yeh nhi k meri collogue ki tarah yeh kahe k tum nupur se baat mat karna. Yeh bilkul bardhasht nhi karunga
N : Hmm. Achcha hai. Warna agar tune mujh se baat karni chodi to main tujhe goli maar dungi.
M : mujhe apni jaan bahut pyari hai isliye to keh rha hai. Ek kaam kar sakte hai. Hum apne jaisa ek aur best friends ki jodi dekhe jo ek dusre ko hamari tarah hi chahte ho. Wo apni friendship rakhe to hume koi dikkat naa ho. Aur hum apni friendship rakhe to unhe koi dikkat na ho.
N : Arre wah. Ghar se durr reh kar to intelligent ho gye ho
M : Excuse me. Main already intelligent hu. Tumhe ab pta chala hai to isme meri koi galti nhi hai.
N : Haan haan pta hai tum bahut samjhdar ho. Chalo iss se pehle koi upper aa jaye
(Dono rasm me pahuch jaate hai)
TO BE CONTINUED'''..
PART 4 - PG 6
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