Lets make Fun of_________!! (funny incident pg 8) - Page 7

Originally posted by: Steff_DMG

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on the beautiful occassion of diwali i want share a damn funny incident with ya all..😆

main, meri mom, meri cousin aur unki masi aur masaji artificial jewellery ki shop pe gaye coz masi ke bete ki shadi hone wali hai soo abhi diwali pe apni bahu ko woh artificial necklace dena cha rahi thi..

masi ne shop wale to bahot pareshan kiya.. uss shop wale ke paas jitne bhi ache set  the usne sabb dikha diye.. masi aur masaji dono ko sasta necklace chahiye tha though they were not saying this.. dono rate dekhkar set ko reject kar rahe the.. shop wala pareshan hoo gaya tha ki inhe kya dikhaye.. aur uppar se masi uss shop wale ke baar baar piche padh rahi thi saying "bhaiya aur dikhado na.. bhaiya dikhado na aur.. dekho ismein ka aisa moti laga hua dikhado na.." "ismein yeh design kam hai.." "yeh necklace to acha hai apr kaan ke bahot bade hai wo itne bade kaan ke nahi pehanti.." blah blah.. phir masi ne saree (jo woh unki bahu ko diwali pe dene wali hai) ka blouse nikala aur kaha iss se milta julta necklace dikhado na bhaiya.. humko aisa hi necklace chahiye.. saree red color ki thi soo shop wale ne red color ke diamonds wala set dikhaya.. set sasta tha par bilkul acha nahi tha .. masi ne meri mom aur dii se pucha kyu kaisa laggega yeh.. dii aur mom dono ne kaha thik hai.. masaji ko shayad woh set bhi pasand nahi a araha tha soo woh uss set ki burai karne lage "yeh laal color ka hai to ise sirf laal saree ke saath hi pehan paoge phir ise rakha rehne dena padega.." masaji ne red necklace se saste do dusre set saamne kar diye..  par isse acha to yeh wala lagg raha hai.. mom aur sii ne do dusre ache necklace select kiye.. dii ne kaha dena hi hai to phir yeh wala dona.. masaji ne sabse pehle uske rate dekhe aur phir kaha dekho yeh dono jyada ache lagg rahe hai aur ismein bhi yeh wala to bahot hi badiya hai.. (uss set main bade diamonds lagge the aur shine kar raha tha magar design bilkul acha nahi tha..) iske saath jo dusra sdet tha uske barik diamonds lage the aur usse mehnga ta.. dii ne barik diamond wala select kiya aur mom ne bhi.. par masaji ne kaha "dekho yeh wala kitna shine kar raha haia ur is wale main to kitni dull ness hai.." tabb shop wale ne kaha bhaisahab yeh wala(bade diamonds) aapko kahin bhi mil jayega kisike bhi paas.. cheez to yeh wali hai dekho raat main kitna chamkega yeh.. iska muqabla nahi kar sakta yeh..

mom , dii aur masi ne barik diamonds wale ke liye haan kar di.. aur wahi necklace le liya gaya..

iske baad bangle wale ke yaha gaye.. mom aur dii ko bhi apne liye chudiyaan leni thi.. masaji dukaan ke bahar khade hoo gaye(thank god!!) par masi akeli hi sabb pe bhari pad rahi thi.. bhaiya yeh dekho na yeh to hamara naap ka hi nahi hai.. aisa hamare naap ka de doo na.. hopwala bola "nahi ismein chota naap nahi hai.. jo hai aapke saamne rakh diya hai.." "nahi bhaiya bata doo na iss naap ka.. de do na bhaiya iss naap ka.." jaise taise masi ko chudi dila kar bhej diya..

masi ke jate hi shop wala mom aur dii se bola "kaun thi yeh?? abb mat lana inko kabhi yaha.." well woh shop wala mom aur dii ko janta tha isliye aisa maazak kiya usne..😆😆

iss pure shopping adventure mein main sabki shakal hi dekhti rahi..😆😆 waise aapko pata hai masi ka ek beta doctor hai aur beti america main hai.. masi aur masaji ke paas bahot paisa hai par kharach karne ka dil nahi..😆😆they are extremely kanjoos..😆😆