Team: Paanch Besharam
Group B
a) Salman khan - Inspector Sahib
b) Aamir khan - kothra (Huzi)
c) Kajol - Rukhaya
d) Aishwarya - Mev!
e) Abhishek Bachan - Souro
(Aishwariya is collecting water from the well and Salman enters singing)
Salman: Apun bola tu meri Laila woh boli
Ash: Phenkhta hai sallu!
Salman: Arre humne to tere pyaar main ro ro ke iss kuwe ko bhar diye aur tum bewafaa isse le kar nahane chal diye.(Ash ignores him)
Bas karo ye natak ab pyaar kiya to darna kya?
Ash: Arre chup! Hum to kisi aur ke Umrao Jaan hai.
(Abhishek is approaching)
Ash: Dekho aa rahe hai hamare woh (Ash runs to Abhishek dropping water on the way)
Salman: Arre sambhaal ke, mere aansoo kyon baha rahi ho?
(Salman sings to himself looking at Abhishek)
Jahaan bhi jaata hoon
Wahi chale aate ho
Chori chori mere Ash
Ke dil main samaate ho
Yeh to batao ke tum
Meri jagaa main kyon ho
(In the distance Ash and Abhishek are dancing in the fields)
Salman laughs and shouts out loud:
Hai Little B, But 6 Feet
Not so spec-tac-u-lar,
But why the hell isn't he a bach-e-lor
But above all...
Abhi can't dance sa.... oops zubaan pe lagaam varna CC ke moderators to maar hi daale ge
He walks off singing:
Maar daala...
(Meanwhile on a nearby tree, eating paan, Kajol and Aamir have been watching)
Kajol: Arre Aamir main tenu kinni dafa kayi si ke filmy shilmy duniya se assal di zindagi vadiya hai... un vekh liya... tasali ho gayi...
Aamir: Tu sayi kendi si meri akha di kajol
Kajol: Chad ve iss saal rakhi pe tere se rakhi zaroor bandwani hai varna Ajay to nahin chadde ga tenu aur teri suraj di Kiran tennu tan zaroor dilwayi gi
Aamir: K-K-K-Kiran nu chud saadi baat kar... iss saal rakhi nahin mangalsutra bandwao ga
Kajol: Tussi vi na bare mazakiya ho
(Kajol slaps him on the arm and he falls off the tree)
Kajol: Ek chutki sinndoor di keemat tum kya jaano Aamir babu
eshwar da aasirwad honda hai ek chutki sindoor,
suhagan di sir da taj honda hai, ek chutki sindoor,
har aurat ka khawab honda hai ek chutki sindoor...
Aamir: Chal tu do do khawab vekh le
(Kajol looks at him angrily and throws a banana at him)
Kajol: Chappal phenkhti lekin bara mehanga hai!
(Aamir walks away and bumps into Salman Khan
and both stare at each other)
Aamir: Saadi zindagi... twaadi zindagi... dono bakwaas...
Salman: ...To dono mil kar banate hai chakaas!
(Aamir and Salman go off singing...)
Tu Hi to mera dost hai...
(kajol observes this from a distance and falls off the tree shocked. Luckily Abhishek catches her)
Kajol: Oh thank u jee
Abhishek: Mention not jee
(Ash comes and is shocked by what she sees)
Ash: Main loot gayi... barbaad ho gayi... Sallu main aa rahi hoon...
THE END
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