FF: Santa Cruise Pg7 Pt5 Updated 13/11/20 - Page 3

Ranbir- Okay doc mein aa raha hoon. Okay. Please just shut up! I told you that I will come. Just shut up and slam the phone! I am in no mood to talk. BYE!

He keeps the phone and goes into his cabinet where he meets his assistand Sarkar.

Ranbir- Suno Sarkar tum meri cheezon ki khayal rakhna varna tumhari jaan chali jaayegi I am warning you.

Sarkar- Pucca sir. Magar baath kya hain?

Ranbir- Meri mom ki heart attack ho gaya hain!

Sarkar- I am sorry sir.

Ranbir- Don't be. Its not your fault. Meri mom ko tension lene ko kisne kaha? Its all her foolish fault.

Sarkar- Jee magar aapko?

Ranbir- I am not feeling bad okay? C'mon its totally her fault.

Sarkar- Are you alright sir?

Ranbir- I am! I have no hard feelings. Just upset with her for getting an attack now. Couldn't she wait for longer? I had an important meeting with an important client.

Sarkar- Sir she is your mother. She should be you-

Ranbir- She isnt! Now listen to me. I want everything in prim and proper order. I want them to accept my proposal. I don't want anything to go wrong get that? This proposal is very important to me!

Sarkar- Okay sir.

Ranbir- One mistake and don't expect to live any longer. Get that Sarkar?

Sarkar- Yes sir.

Ranbir- Good. Now I am leaving.

Ranbir leaves the room and office and his driver takes him to the hospital.

IN THE HOSPITAL

Ranbir walks into the hospital and he enters his mothers room. Mallika's operation had not begun and she had recovered.

Ranbir- Mom! Yeh aapne apne saath kya kiya hain?

Mall- Beta meri fikar mat karo.

Ranbir- Mom you are my only living relative. I will become an orphan if something happens to you.

Mall- Beta please meri fikar math karo. Bas meri zindagi ki aakhri duwa hain. Wo poora karoge kya?

Ranbir- Okay. Kya hain?

Mall- Beta tu mere liye wo cruise mein jaawo!

Ranbir- Kya? No ways!

Mall- Tumne promise kiya hain beta. Tujhe apna vaada poora karna hi padega.

Ranbir- Mom!

Mall- Beta''please.

Ranbir- Okay. I will go. Ab happy?

Mall- Haan beta. Sabse khushi mujhe is baath se hain!

Ranbir- Good.

The doctor enters the room.

Ranbir- Doc meri mom?

Doc- Mr. Nanda yeh ek false warning tha. Aapki mom ko heart attack nahin tha.

Ranbir- Thank god.

Doc- Ab mein chalti hoon.

Ranbir- Okay.

Mall- Beta mujhe bahut khushi hain ki mujhe koi heart attack nahin tha.

Ranbir- Iska matlab mujhe cruise pe nahin jaane padega!

Mall- Beta tumne waada kiya. Please waada ko math thodo.

Ranbir- Okay.

SCENE SHIFTS TO THE JFK AIRPORT

Kanya, Kripa and Shanaya are waiting for Sonia to arrive in the JFK airport.

Kanya- Mujhe gussa aa raha hain Sonia kab aane waala hain?

Kripa- Pata nahin. Lekin gussa kyun?

Kanya- I hate people who get late.

Shanaya- C'mon Kan! She isnt just a person. She is your best friend. Hey there's Sonia!

Sonia arrives in a skimpy dress with her hair curled. She goes upto Kripa and Shanaya hugs them. Kanya refuses to hug her.

Sonia- Hey guys!!

Kanya- Kya hain?

Sonia- Kuch nahin. Anyways how are you Kan? Shan tu aur Kripa tu?

Shanaya- Me toh doing cool!

Kripa- Fine yaar!

Sonia- Kanya tu?

Kanya- Bad.

Sonia- Aise kaise?

Kanya- Just. I aint doing good that's all!

Sonia- Kanya once we go to this cruise you will have such a wonderful time!

Kanya- As if!

Kripa- Nothing Kanya. A cruise is the best way to go relax and have fun!

Kanya- I don't want have fun.

Shanaya- Kan baby! Please aise baathe mat karo.

Kanya- I am going to the restroom.

Sonia- Okay.

Kanya goes towards the restroom [writers room- guys this 4 days later]. She is looking at somethings in her cell phone. Suddenly she bumps into a man. Her cell phone falls down.

Kanya- I am so sorry. I didn't see where I was going.

Ranbir- excuse me lady!

Kanya- What? I told you I am sorry. Please leave me.

Ranbir- Leave you? You now have to pay me a fine.

Kanya- Fine for what?

Ranbir- For bumping into me!

Kanya- Are you out of your mind?

Ranbir- No you are.

Kanya- Me?

Ranbir- Yes.

Kanya- Why am I crazy?

Ranbir- You bumped into me.

Kanya- I told you I am sorry. Understand.

Ranbir- Give me $2000.

Kanya- Are you seriously out of your mind?

Kanya- I am so not going to give that amount to you. Here take 1 cent.

Ranbir- Do I look like a beggar?

Kanya- Yes you do.

Ranbir- Do you know who I am?

Kanya- I guess some psyco who likes to have long jungli hair.

Ranbir- No one has ever spoken to Ranbir Nanda like that. No one. Absolutely no one!

Kanya- Excuse me and sorry to point out if you havent noticed I just did.

Ranbir- You have the audacity'..

Kanya- I do!

Ranbir- Wo! I am impressed.

Kanya- Why?

Ranbir- Forget that you give me at least $200.

Kanya- No ways. Okay here take $10. Otherwise you wont leave me.

Ranbir- Give me.

Kanya- Take it or leave it.

Ranbir (taking the money)- Okay. I hope to never see you again!

Kanya- Me too! I would rather die than meet you again.

Ranbir- Great. Now bye!

Kanya- Humph! Who will tell you goodbye!

Kanya goes into the ladies room while Ranbir also goes away.

Scene fades which indicates the end of the part. Hope you guys liked it. Please do comment. How did you like the cute Ran-Kan meeting? I don't think they would like it if I get them together in the cruise? What are your ideas?

END OF PART 2

Nidheya

Pre-cap- Sonia, Shanaya and Kripa go shopping while Kanya doesn't go. Ranbir once again meets Kanya in a disastrous way!!

Shanaya, Kripa and Sonia are planning to go shopping. Here is a convo when they have come to talk to Kanya.

Kripa- Kan aawo naa!

Kanya- Kahaan?

Sonia- Shopping!

Kanya- Nahin.

Shanaya- Kyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn?

Kanya- Mann nahin hain.

Sonia- Kya mann nahin hain? Aajkal tujhe kisi bhi baath main mann nahin hain.

Kripa- Sahi yaar. Aawo naa!

Kanya- When I say no I mean no.

Shanaya- KANYA! Aawo naa!

Kanya- Shanaya! Kripa! Sonia!

Three of dem- Kya?

Kanya- I am not going to come. Just go from here. Please mujhe laptop main kaam hain.

Sonia- Kya kaam?

Kanya- I AM NOT COMING!

Shanaya- We get it. You just want to get rid of us right?

Kanya- Aisa nahin hain Shanaya. Understand? Mujhe kaam hain aur tu jaanti hain main shopping jaise cheezon main koi greatness nahin dikhti.

Sonia- You used to love shopping--

Kanya- Used too. After what happened to me, naa mujhe shopping main mann hain naa zindagi jeene main.

Kripa- Okay. Guys lets leave.

Kanya- Naaraz?

Kripa- Nahin. Lets leave guys.

They went from there. Kanya locks the door and sits on her laptop to do her "imp" work. She tries to connect to the internet when she remembers that she did not have the "Push To Talk" for the connection.

Kanya- Uffo! Push to talk nahin hain mere saath. Hain magar India ki hain. Ab toh shopping jaana hi padega. Hey Bhagwaan! Mujhe hamesha aise kyun haraate ho?

Saying so she gets up, swtiches of her laptop, puts it in the case and brushes her hair. As she brushed her hair down, it was all tangled up. Actually Kanya had lovely hair and if she took proper care of it, it would be gorgeous. It had been 3 months since she had last shampooed it. She decided to buy herself a new shampoo. She ties up her messed hair in a tight pony and she doesn't look as pretty as she would if she had that goegeous hair. Then she steps into a simple green shalwar, takes her cell phone and leaves the house. As she is driving, she is worried about the brand of USB net she has to buy. Suddenly when she is not looking, her car bumps madly into another car. She jumps out of the car in fright to have harmed the other person. Guess who it is? RANBIR.

Kanya- Hey I am so sorry! I just wasn't looking. Sorr--

Ranbir- Silly girl!

Kanya- Tum?

Ranbir- Oh my god! Not you!

Kanya- Why do you keep bumping into me?

Ranbir- I didn't bump into you you'.you

Kanya- You......I mean me what?

Ranbir- You Skunkback!

Kanya- Kya?

Ranbir- Sunai nahin deta kya??? SKUNKBACK!!!

Kanya- How dare you?

Ranbir- Why shouldn't I? After all you called me a jungli who'sumthng!

Kanya- Yes but that's true. You look like a jungli who likes to grow jungli long hair. I am not a skunkback. I DON'T STINK!

Ranbir- Like it or not you do.

Kanya- Shut up you...you..saand!

Ranbir- What?

Kanya- Saand! Gende! Bull! Ox! Buffallo!

Ranbir- You chipkali.

Kanya- Main chipkali lekin tum to mote gende ho. Fat, obese crazy maniac!

Ranbir- Itni himmat kahaan se aaya tumhe?

Kanya- Kyun? Tum bade aadmi honge lekin that doesn't make you any more special understand?

Ranbir- How dare you? No one has spoken to me like that!

Kanya- You seriously have a very poor memory.

Ranbir- Why?

Kanya- Last week at the airport also I spoke to you like this and just 10 seconds ago I did the same.

Ranbir- I am impressed.

Kanya- Why? And even last week--

Ranbir- Forget it!

Kanya- So?? Ashamed of your weak memory?

Ranbir- Me?? No ways! I am so not ashamed.

Kanya- Accha!

Ranbir- Yes.

Kanya- Disgusting!

Ranbir- You know what? Believe it or not women cant drive!

Kanya- Pig!

Ranbir- Did you just call me--

Kanya- Yes I did. I called you a pig. A Male Chauvanist Pig. MCP!

Ranbir- You are a WCP!

Kanya- You mean Woman Chauvanist Pig? Theres no word such sa that Mr'Mr..kya?

Ranbir- Mr. Nanda. Ranbir Nanda.

Kanya- Whatever.

Ranbir- Call me sir.

Kanya- Why? You are my boss or what?

Ranbir- Aisa hi samjho!

Kanya- Mr. I am jungli with long hair and a big fat MCP, you are not my boss. No one is.

Ranbir- What did you just call me?

Kanya- Mr. I am jungli with long hair and a big fat MCP''adding GENDE, SAAND, OX, BUFFALO and BULL!! Hope you liked it.

Ranbir- You have crossed the limits.

Kanya- I like it!

Ranbir- You are gonna die Miss. Chipkali!!

Kanya- You will kill me?

Ranbir- YES!

Kanya- Then I will become a ghost and will haunt you forever.

Ranbir- MAM!

Kanya- Boooooooooooooooooooooooh! Boooooooooooooooooh!

Ranbir jumped back!

Kanya- Oh Mr. MCP wants to kill me but is scared when I try to scare you. I am ashamed of you! Darpok!

Ranbir- Missssssssssssssss.

Kanya- Booooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!

Ranbir- You you.

Kanya- Skunkback?

Ranbir- No.

Kanya- Then? You scared me know. And now I am going. I hope to never see you again.

Ranbir- Same here. If I see you I am gonna kill you right there!

Kanya- Yeah? Then my bhoot will haunt you. Booooooooooooooooh!!

Saying so Kanya goes away from there and so does Ranbir. Scene fades, scene is over. Hope you guys liked it. I tried writing a comical one! I want loads of comments. Otherwise no updating Connections tomm! Please give loads of comments. Well I know that it isnt such a bad update also!

END OF PART 3

Pre-cap- All of them start out for da cruise. It shows the 1^st and shayad 2^nd days in da cruise!!!!