Bollywood Youth Potion!

Selling in a store near you! Go out and buy the Bollywood Youth Potion (BYP) today! You'll never age and forever possess the ability to act like a hero of the age 20 or 25.


Selling in a store near you! Go out and buy the Bollywood Youth Potion (BYP) today! You'll never age and forever possess the ability to act like a hero of the age 20 or 25. Don't believe us? Well, just read the below testimonies from the who's who of Bollywood.

Note: All testimonies are works of fiction by BollyCurry and are made in jest.

Salman Khan

BYP has changed my life and acting career around. I started in the industry around 25 years ago with the role of Prem in Maine Pyar Kiya (released on December 29th, 1989) and just before I complete 26 years, I'll be returning with the role of Prem in Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (estimated release date of November 11th, 2015). 26 years ago, when I first debuted in Biwi Ho To Aisi (1988), people said they loved my boy-next-door image and I looked fabulous opposite heroines my age or slightly older. Today I could be acting opposite a girl half my age and calling myself a 40-plus year old man and people still say that we scorched the screen with our sizzling chemistry. BYP, you're awesome!
 
Saif Ali Khan

BYP, you're just wow! It doesn't matter that the wrinkles on my face show when I smile or laugh or act sad, I'm still so young! Wow! It doesn't matter if my heroines call my youth "Second Hand Jawani" (song from Cocktail (2012)) because they all want it. I'm a killer agent (Agent Vinod (2012)), a shrewd businessman (Race (2008), Race 2 (2013)), and a writer (Happy Ending (2014)), and I'm still going strong. I mean, wow!
 
Shah Rukh Khan

I may enact my age now, but I can still play the 25-year-old handsome youth with as much vigour. All I do is remove my facial hair, grow my hair, take BYP and I am ready to play the 25-year-old in movies such as Jab Tak Hai Jaan (2012), Happy New Year (2014), and Fan (releasing on August 14th 2015). I can also play my own age in these movies. I cut my hair and add in facial hair, but I keep on taking BYP so that the wrinkles and age don't actually show. After all, I have an image to maintain at the end of the day.
 
Aamir Khan

BYP is my life. After my wife and kids, that is. BYP is so great that I was able to play a college boy in 3 Idiots (2009), a young adult thief in Dhoom 3 (2013), and a young alien in PK (2014). BYP is so great that no one has ever noticed that I'm not actually the 20-something character that I'm playing or if they have noticed, they've never commented because my movies always break every record. So thank you BYP.
 
Ajay Devgn

It doesn't matter that I can't dance too well, BYP has changed my life around. When I started in the industry, I was known as the action hero. Now I'm the comedy hero and every comedy movie I act in is sure to have me standing on some type of vehicle. It is all thanks to BYP because it allows me to look very dashing and young while I'm up there. It also means that I don't to need to dance much in songs as long as I can smile and look good. Thank you for that, BYP!
 
Sanjay Dutt

I may have been in the industry for 34 years, but that doesn't stop me from romancing heroines half my age in movies such as Policegiri (2013), Rascals (2011), and Double Dhamaal (2011). Thanks to BYP I'm still looking young and that's why no one has ever objected to my role as hero in these movies.
 
So folks, these testimonies prove that the Bollywood Youth Potion (BYP) is perfect for everyone. After all, if your favourite heroes can have BYP, why can't you? Do let us know when you'll be visiting your nearest shop for BYP in the comments section below and until our next big sales product releases, keep an eye out for your favourite salespeople aka BollyCurry!

Writer: Shreya S.
Editors: Tanisha N. and Jenifer A.
Graphics: Saraa K.

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awesome article!!!!
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8 years ago

This was the best article ever

8 years ago

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