"Bakri Johnny" - That's the insinuating cry of every man, woman and child in this village when they see Johnny Belinda (Shreyas Talpade). Afraid of everything and everyone, Johnny is one terrified soul. Born into the household of Om Puri, a local farmer and being the only son, Johnny does what he's best at to help his ailing father. Nothing, Other than buying lottery tickets every week. The only thing going in his life, is his love for Mary (Madhurima) the daughter of the village's biggest gunda and sworn enemy of Om Puri. Paresh Rawal, Armed with two herculean sons, goes to all ends to make sure his daughter and Johnny never marry, until one day, hope comes in the form a silent, strong but very hungry man, Nana Patekar. What happens next is a complete dhamaal of fun, action and drama resulting in one very Kamaal Dhamaal Malamaal.