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The kind of roommate to avoid

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Posted: 01 September 2004 at 9:39am | IP Logged
The kind of roommate to avoid Courtesy : Young Times If you have a chance to choose your roommate in the college dorm, run a mile from the guy who ...

* Covers his ankles with black shoe polish when he can't find a clean pair of socks


* Wears a T-shirt that says, 'Cockroaches are people, too!'


* Owns an accordion or any other musical instrument


* Slams his writing hand in the car door to avoid turning in the assignment


* Brings cheerleaders to exams


* Has a pet anaconda


* Writes his assignments with fluorescent markers


* Snores creatively - it resembles the New York Philharmonic Orchestra on their bad day


* Can burp in the tune of Old McDonald had a farm


* Plays frisbee in the room


* Calls sleeping at 2.30 am an early night


* Orders food at 1 am


* Can do hexadecimal Maths mentally


* Can rattle out the names of all US presidents in chronological order


* Who thinks there is no limit to how may times you can wear a pair of jeans without washing it


* Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe


* And having bought them, uses them to kill cockroaches in the room


* Starts his/her essay on the Dark Ages with: 'It was a dark and stormy knight....'

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Posted: 09 September 2004 at 12:18pm | IP Logged
hehehe, good advice Wink
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