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Posted: 07 July 2008 at 9:28am | IP Logged
I found this really funny; the sarcastic comments had me lauging  my head off

hope you like it

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy!
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

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Posted: 08 July 2008 at 9:31am | IP Logged
I think i've read some of these before...they're really funny...LOL 
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Posted: 08 July 2008 at 8:13pm | IP Logged

LOL TFS

worth giving a tryyWink



Edited by angeleyesz - 08 July 2008 at 8:14pm
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