Happy Birthday Swati!!!! (preity*zinta)

• How to keep that madddddd Kyunki forum of ours under control:
  Nimmi: I say ban everyone and shut it down! SHUTTT IT!!!!!!!! ARCHIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! NO MOREE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Swati: Hmmmm.... Good idea, or we could not do that and just make some new rules?
  
  OR
  
  Swati: Yo... We don't have an updater for today... What do we do??
  Nimmi: I say ban everyone and shut it down! SHUTTT IT!!!!!!!! ARCHIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! NO MOREE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Swati: Any other brilliant ideas? :/
  
  
• Or to debate about Hrithik's acting prowess:
  Swati: He rocks and he's soooooooooo hot! *drooly mess*
  Nimmi: Uh, yuck. I've seen baboons emote better than that in nature documentaries. And what's with that weird chin?
  Swati *thinks to herself*: Hmmm.... He does have an ugly chin.... *OUT LOUD* HE DOES NOT HAVE AN UGLY CHIN!!!!! IT'S KINDA CUTE. A LITTLE! MAYBE!? OK ITS NOT BUT THE REST OF HIM IS HOT!!!!!!!!
  
  
• Or her screaming at me for telling her some spoiler about some LAME movie she still hasn't seen... Here I am, trying to save her from a bloody disaster and she insistsssss on killing her self softly. I still maintain I do it coz she makes such a big deal out of it. :/ :/
  
  
• Agonizing over our photoshop skillz. Swati also tries to wean me off from down loading too many textures, only to fail miserably as I download my 265th set of notebook textures that look exactly the same as the 264 previous ones. Also:
  Nimmi: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BLOCKED LIVEJOURNALLL!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW WILL I USE PS ANYMORE!!!! I NEEED TEXTURES!!!!!!!! NOW NOW NOW!!!!!! AAAAAAAH!
  Swati: Step away from the computer and try to breathe, homefry.
  
  
• Which reminds me, Swati also teaches me the latest "cool kidz" lingo. Thanks to her expert tutelage, I use the words "homefry", "homeskillet", and "guy" (as in "You're so cool, GUY") in social situations, earning me very weird looks, making me more of a social outcast than I already am thanks to my habit of bursting into loud song randomly. Yeah thanks for that, Swati. 🤔
  
  
• Swati going on and on and on about her "team", the Leafs and how they're selling off everyone on the team or some such nonsense. Yeah, this is the part I zone out a bit. I still don't know what sport this is. I think it's ice hockey but don't hold me to it. 🤔
  
  
• Swati rooting for the Kings XI Punjab when she knows next to nothing about cricket, and purely because Preity Zinta owns the team. She's learnt a little about it now, but its still quite funny. *SNORT* 🤣
  Swati: So if they get a wicket, how many points do they get?!!?
  Nimmi: WTF?? Points? This is cricket! There are no "points"!
  Swati: Then what's there?
  Nimmi: Runs.
  Swati: Runs? What? 😕 And what does it mean when they hit the ball over that rope thingy...
  Nimmi: *bangs head on desk*
  
  
• My rage/hate issues:
  Nimmi: Do you know what *insert name of latest offender* did!?!? THAT @*&^!@*!^*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE (#@*#&@)(*&(~ ME!!!!!! I SWEAR IM GONNNA ()@*!)@*!)(*@!)!@*! HIM!!!!!! I )(@*)@(!*) HATE HIM!!!
  Swati: You hate everyone. What's new? :/
  
  
• Swati laughing at any nonsense I say:
  Nimmi: And so *THATS* why the chicken crossed the road!
  Swati: LMFAOOOOOOO! LMFAOOOOOOO!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!
  Yeah, a regular boost to my ego, this girl.... 😳
  
  
• Over her spending money on her Unforgettable tix/me whining over my laptop and wanting a new one:
  
  Swati: So I got my "Unforgettable" tickets!!!!! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  Nimmi: How much do they cost?
  Swati: Like $200 apiece?
  Nimmi: WTF?!?!!?!? THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING IN CHINA!!!! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF SPENDING THAT MUCH ON THOSE LOSERS?!!?!?!?
  Swati: OMG, I wonder if I'll get to meet and take photos with Ash and Preity!!?!?!?! OMG OMG OMG!
  Nimmi: *bangs head on desk*
  
  Nimmi: I HATE MY LAPTOP!!! I WANT A NEW ONE! NOW NOW NOW!
  Swati: But you just got this one!
  Nimmi: I KNOW! IT'S NOT EVEN ONE YEAR! WHY DOES IT SUCK SO MUCH!?!?!?!?! I WANT A NEW ONE!
  Swati: What about those dying people in China?
  Nimmi: I like this SONY one!! It's pretty... What do you think? Or do you like this DELL one better?! I think SONY has better features, I mean, check out the...
  Swati: *rolls eyes and goes back to ignoring me*
  
  
• Or we indulge in extremely entertaining convos that look like this:
  
  You have just sent a nudge.
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  Swati just sent you a nudge.
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  You have just sent a nudge.
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  Swati just sent you a nudge.
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  You have just sent a nudge.
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  Swati just sent you a nudge.
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  You have just sent a nudge.
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  Swati just sent you a nudge.
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  Nimmi: You're an idiot.
  
  

hope ur all wishes come true n may success shine in wteva u do...

i simply adore ur wrk n ur vryyy innovative😳...

love u as the way u are, so stay like dat n keep smiling

herez a lil gift for u, hope u like it😊

hope u'll ave a gr8 day, filled with all the happiness

🤗🤗🥳Happy Birthday once again di🥳🤗🤗

luv u!!

I'm so glad I became friends with you, you've been so much fun to talk to about random things, like my hatred for Hrithik and Aish, which has gone sooo low now!😆 I think it's because of your awesome sigs!😉 Talking about DOOL has been loads of funn with you too, since you share so many of the same opinions abt the show as me!😳 I remember last year during my brithday, I think it was that we became friends and now it's already your birthday! I'm hope we stay friends forever and ever too!😳 Love you loads and loads, and I really hope that all your wishes and dreams come true in life!

Luv ya,

Meera😳

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shabo24

❤️So happy birthday to you Swati di,❤️
❤️From the bottom of my heart.❤️
❤️And may your good times multiply,❤️
❤️Till they're flying off the chart!❤️   Swatiiiiii di!!!!!!😳Many many happy returns of the day!!😃Gosh, you were the first mod I ever talked to!😳😆I remeber asking people in CnS who the hell was PZ!😆Ritu di still hasen't let me forget that!😃You are truly a wonderful person who is easy to talk to and I am proud to be able to call you my di, friends and sister! May you be blessed with all the khusians this world has to answer! Have a great one! My Presents!   Blow out all the candles!😉   A bear...!😳   Andddd.....here is my birthday present for YOU!!   🤗Love, Shabz🤗

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Happy Birthday Swati

Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer
New happiness that stays throughout the year
Hope your birthday brings all these and more
Filling life with surprise and joys galore!

Lots of Love,

Ananya

Hope you have a great birthday Swati!!! Enjoy your day!

-Mandy (bollywoodcrazed)-

Dear Swati

Many-Many happy returns of the day !!

Thanks a lot for everything that you do for us. Trust me, without you, our lives on IF would be hell !!! 😆

You are one great girl and you have a very bright future. Plese keep your patience and cool intact and never ever change your attitude ......you are mindblowing👏

Have a very good B'day and may god fulfill all your wishes....here is a bouquett for you...🤗

Ritu

Some things r left undone, some words r left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but some ones as nice as you could never be left unwished, happy birth day dear! 

Have a Happy and Fun Filled Birthday Swati. 

🥳HAPPY BIRTHDAY!🥳

Happy Birthday Swati!
Have a great birthday. 😊

You truely are a great mod, and IF would be a mess without you!😆
Hope you enjoy your day to the fullest and enjoy your presents. 👍🏼
Have a good one' x)

Here's a lil gift to drool about :P :

Oh oh... look at this... some special people want to say happy birthday😲

Our fellow OC friends🤣😃😃

Guronge😊

First of all Nimmi, hats off with the post, i must say beyond hilarious to me! Here i was laughing at the computer with my mom giving me that "oh gosh" look😆😆😆

But back to swatii, happy bday! and may all ur wishes come true!!!!! 🤗

Love,

Priya

Awwwwww Nimmi such an extraordinary thread...loved everything u have written😆

Hmmm so Happy B'day Swati di...u r the best mod in this wholeeeeeeeeeee forum and i love u😃