KAPPSTH 6th July Written Update

Hello Good Evening, Namaste, Adaab, satsriyakal doston mein hoon apki host aur dost Anu aur main swagat karti hoon aap sabka aaj ke Panchvi Paas par

Shahrukh as usual looked damn kool. He joked on the sequence of news in the papers.

Naya din naya show par ek purana contestant. The first contestant is 27 year old Deputy Manager in telecom from Delhi Snehashish Khan who is a rollover contestant from yesterday.

The first classmate was the very cute and adorable Dheirya.

Q) Class 2 Culture for 20000 rupees.

Which Indian states cuisine includes the dish "Rogan Josh"

Ans Jammu and Kashmir

The hint given by Srk was that Josh was one of his films. Snehashish dint know the answer and used his cheat Taak Jhank

Dheirya departs and in comes the bubbly girl Shreiya.

Q) Class 1 Hindi for 50000 rupees

True or False Hindi Varnamala mein 'na' varna 'dha' ke baad aur 'pa' ke pehle aata hai

Ans True

Snehashish had a love marriage and he had got his love through a common friend when he was in Class 11 and had been introduced to her by writing letters.  How cute.

Q) Class 2 English for 100000 rupees.

Which of the following is a word that replaces a noun

a) Modal b) Determiner c) Pronoun

Ans Pronoun

Snehashish dint know the answer so he used his cheat copy.

He said he was very weak in vernacular languages

Sreiya departs and in comes the gunda Anubhav

Q) Class 3 Indian Geography for 200000 rupees

Which of these rivers flows to the south of the river Krishna

a)      Kaveri  b) Tapti  c) Godavari

Ans Kaveri

Q) Class 4 Science for 500000 rupees.

Which of these elements can be obtained from the mineral calamine

a)      Zinc  b) copper  c) mercury

Ans.  Zinc

Snehashish dint know the answer but he confidently said it as copper which was wrong and so Anubhav saved him by giving the right answer.

Q) Class 5 Indian History for 1000000 rupees

Which Medieval Indian ruler named his sword Bhavani

Ans Chatrapati Shivaji

Snehashish thought this answer but as he was not sure he chose to drop out of the class. He won 5 lac rupees  and after admitting that he is not tez than a panchvin paas. He requested Srk to give a message for his wife Runjhun because she is a big fan of SRK. Shahrukh gives the message and Snehashish goes away after winning 5 Lac

The next contestant is an MCA from Patna Bihar Alka Tiwari. Alka aka Mickey has an excellent academic record

The picture of her childhood with her brother and her sister is shown when she was 3 years old. Alka is such a big fan of Shahrukh that she had worn a dress same like srk to which Srk asked whether she had stolen clothes from his wardrobe or not. The very intelligent Alka falters right from the beginning lets see how?

The first classmate is the cute and sweet Dheirya whom Srk said is full of beam and very Talkative.

Q) Class 2 General Knowledge for 10000 rupees

Which colour is the gemstone ruby likely to be?

a) red, b) blue c) green

Ans Red

Alka doesnt know the answer and uses her cheat Taak Jhank very happily.

Dheirya gives the answer as red but our very intelligent Alka adter doing Taak Jhank also gives the answer as blue. Khair after the wrong answer she is saved because little Dheirya gives the right answer. There goes her two very precious cheats down in drains

Q) Class 1 social studies for 20000 rupees

How many lions are there in the shokan lion capital

Ans 4

Dheirya departs and in comes the bubbly girl Shreiya

Q) Class 3 Indian History for 50000 rupees

What religion did Akbar introduce for 100000 rupees

Ans Din E Ilahi

Q) Class 2 Animal Kingdom

What is the largest member of the Ape family

Ans Gorilla

She dint know the answer and uses her cheat copy

Shreiya asked Srk whether he used to cheat in school or not. Srk said that he never used to cheat in school nor did he ever lie and this is the biggest lie he has said

Q) Class 3 Geography for 200000 rupees

Which Ocean lies between the West Coast of North America and Austraia

Ans Pacific Ocean

Alka siad that she is giving all wrong answers because of Shahrukh because she is such a big fan of Shahrukh. Hmmmmmmmmm Alka we don't blame you at least you said something and gave the answers if I would have been in front of Shahrukh I would have just looked into his eyes and couldn't have said anything.

She even said that she got the clue for the right answer from Shahrukh's eyes. Shahrukh said that he has never seen such a peculiar style of flirting with the names of Oceans. Alka said that she actually was flirting with him but how come he came to know that? Hehehehe madam Alka romantic baatein karoge toh koi bhi samajh jayega ki aap flirt kar rahe ho but I don't blame you actually I would have done the same thing.

Q) Class 1 Hindi for 500000 rupees

Is Muhavre ko Poora karo jiska arth hai Atyant Priya

' Ankh ka .........'

a) Mangal b) tara c) chandrama

Ans Tara

Alka says that Shahrukh is her Ankh ka Tara and in turn srk says that Alka is his ankh ki taari and duniya mein sabse pyari to him.

Kaash Shahrukh ne yeh mere liye kaha hota. Alka is so lucky.

A message from Alka's brother Kamal is shown where he says that the game doesnt matter the money doesnt matter all that matters is that she could go there and meet Shahrukh. This is her biggest achievement and nothing else really matters. Alka got emotional and started crying. Shahrukh as humble and gentle he is cheered her by joking on the Bhai behen ka pyaar.

Q) Class 4 Monuments and Places

True or False . India's only Brahma temple is situated in Srinagar

Ans False

The class ends here and Alka becomes the rollover contestant for next week and the show ends with Shahrukh's jokes

The Moment of the Day is shown as Alka flirting with SRK

All in all a good show with some faltering at the initial stages. On a rating scale I would give it 9/10.

So thats all for today see you all next week same time same place till then its me Anu saying tata, bbye, saiyonara, khuda hafiz, chao and as Shahrukh says Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna i will say Phir Milenge. Till then you guys take care and be happy

Do post in your comments for the show.

Love you all

Anu

thnx for the update,

omg she didnt knoe what the colour RUBY was

No more written updates kya????? :-(