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Is Bus male or female?

Rubal Newbie
Rubal
Rubal

Joined: 25 August 2004
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Posted: 31 August 2004 at 12:05pm | IP Logged
There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs).

Obviously there was one ordinary boy (Bablu) and a smart one

(Pappu).The dialogue between the two and the lady teacher goes something

like this:

Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher: Thinking.......

Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu: "Kyun?"

Pappu: "Kyun ki sab log uspe charhte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab us pe charhte hain to uske bacche

kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: "Kyun ki sab us par peeche se charhte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets another doubt.

Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se charhte hain, but driver aur conductor

to aagay se charhte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Pappu replies: "Kyun ki woh dono topi pehan ke charhte hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!LOL

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