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Posted: 12 January 2005 at 12:38pm | IP Logged
next time when someone asks u how long?...be careful...LOLLOL

 A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I
 can get a haircut?"
 The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy
leaves.
 A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
 The barberlooks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 3
hours."The guy leaves.
 A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
 The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The guy leaves.
 The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill,
followthat guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to
wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
 A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically.. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left
here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says,
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 "Your house!"
 
 

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