Posted: 12 January 2005 at 12:31pm | IP Logged
(3/21-4/19): "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it
TAURUS (4/20-5/20): "God, please help
me accept CHANGE in my life, but
GEMINI (5/21-6/20): "Yo God.
(Or is it Goddess?).Who are you? What are
you? Where are You? How many of you
ARE there? I can't figure you
"Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so
much, but you're the only
One I can count on while my security blanket is at
(7/23--8/22): "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as
VIRGO (8/23--9/22): "Dear
God, please make the world a better place, and
don't screw it up like you did
the last time."
(9/23--10/22): "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself.
the other hand, what do YOU think?"
(10/23--11/21): "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the
don't deserve it."
"OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING,
ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING
GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE
ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES--- HELP ME STOP
"Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I
ought to figure things out
for myself. Thanks anyway."
(1/20--2/18): "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a
woman. I say
we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a
PISCES (2/19--3/20): "Heavenly
Father, as I prepare to consume this last
fifth of Scotch to drown out my
pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for
Thy greater Honor and