A FUNNY FANFICTION imp note pg 1 - Page 5

Posted: 15 years ago

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scene shifts to the virani parivaar with armaan,rahul and atul being harassed


TU:[to the boys]bhagwaaan tum logo ka bhala kare......tumne mere pati ki aur baa ki jaan bachahi iske liye bahut bahut bahut sukriya 😊

AR:ur welcum...[to himself].....aaj sirf teen lino mein hi speech khatam...quite strange

TU:thakur ji tum sab ki raksha kare...harr musibat se bachaye...musibat tum logo ko chu bhi na paye......

RA:dont worry hum aap ki tarah tragedy king and queens nahi hai...humm sab normal hai........hum logo par musibatein bhi normal hi aati hai

AT:aur haan aap log humse koi purana rishta bhi nahi nikal sakte kyunki humara aur aapka to shayad hi koi scene raha ho... 😈 😈

TU:[in her typical tulsian style and the latest tulsi song being played in the background"aaj ki tulsi........."]haan beta bahut khushnaseeb ho jo inn sab cheezon se dur rahe ho...ye to tum logo ke peechle janmo ka fal hai.....zaroor tumne kuch accha karm kiya hoga jo thakur jee ne.........

AT,AR,RA:[to each other]oh no ye to fir se shuru ho gayi ...bhaag yahan se.......

TU:hey thakur jee inhe maaf karna ye nahi jaante ki ye kya kar rahe hai......

WARD BOY:oh madam chaliye aagey badiye ho gaya

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parvati is walking along the corridor and shashank is cmng frm the opposite direction..both collide and suddenly both face each other

PA:vikram aap???

SH:[turns back to look if sumbody else is also dere but nobody is dere so he asks]:wat????

PA:vikram aap zinda hai???[looking at him in a total maa kali style and the title track of the serial "devi" is being played in the backgraound]


SH:jee lagta hai aapko koi galat fehmi hui hai..main vikram nahi shashank hu!!

PA:naam badal lene se kisiki haivaniyat nahi badalti 😑

SH:lekin main vikram nahi shashank hu yahan senior incharge

PA:senior incharge!!! tumko to koi chaprasi bhi na rakhe...senior incharge to duur ki baat hai 😑


SH:dekhiye aap meri beijjaati kar rahi hai
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sorry guys will cnt later...im very discouraged.......i ll b able to write only wen i get a handsome no. of comments
Posted: 15 years ago
934 views and not a single reply 😭 😭
Posted: 15 years ago
hmm yar yeh ff bht acha hai...koi rep kare ya na kare i m always here sweety...its a gr8 ff...i luved it very .much...plzzzzzzzzzzzz update soon and plz long part hun... πŸ˜›
Posted: 15 years ago
awwsome update please continue it soon
Posted: 15 years ago
πŸ˜†
Your Fanfic's sooo funny!!

And don't be discouraged.! its really funny...and we all appreciate it.
Posted: 15 years ago
hey guys i know tht some of my previous parts were quite boring....so i can cnt only if u all want me to continue...
reply fast guys...shall i cont or nt??? 😊
Posted: 15 years ago



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scene shifts to tulsi & maan
TU: beta .....................

AR:............................................

TU:armaan beta......

AR:.....................................................

TU:beta.................................

AR: 😑

TU:kya hua beta..tum mujhe aise kyon dekh rahe ho.... πŸ˜•

AR: beta mat kahiye aap mujhe... 😑


TU:☺️

beta nahi kahun to aur kya kahun???


AR: πŸ€“ πŸ€“ puhleeeeeeeeezzzzee kuch aur mat sochiye....mera matlab tha jab aap log kisiko beta veta bol dete hai to maine suna hai wo aap ka beta ban jata hai...i mean aapke mahan detective giri talent ki wajah se aap kisi ko bhi apna beta bana sakti hai..............aap ke do chaar bacche to aise hi sadak par ghumte rehte hai..ki jab aapka order aaye wo aapke beta beti ban jaye.....


TU: 😑
kya kaha tumne??main to soch bhi nahi sakti tum itna gir sakte.....maine to bas tumhe beta kaha aur tumne...tumne to meri mamta ka hi apmaan kar diya... 😑 [int backgroung remix version of the gayatri mantra is being played]


AR:kahe ki mamta...apne hi bete ka khoon kar diya aur upar se mamta ki duhai de rahi ho... 😑 tum shanti niketan wale to pagal lagte ho....kuch nahi milta to khoon khoon khelne baith jaate ho.....tumhare aur kahanii ke parivaar walon ke beech mein to mano competition laga ho...ki kaun sabse zyaada murder kar sakta hai...aur kaun sabse zyaada mar kar bhi wapas aa sakta hai


TU:yehi to hamari khasiyat hai.....
aur rahi baat ansh ki to maine usko nahi mara tha.....

AR:kya baat kar rahi ho....arre sab ne khud apni aankhon se dekha tha ki tune ansh ko maara tha ..aur maine to suna hai teri pyaari sakhi kekta ne usspar poore 5crore phunk dale the...


TU:tumne sahi suna tha beta.....goli maine hi chalai thi lekin woh murder nahi tha..

AR:to aapki language mein use kya kehte hai.....

TU: 😭

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AR:..........................


TU:maine ansh ko apni kokh se janam diya tha........

AR:stamp paper par likh kar dogi to bhi nahi manunga...tum logo ka koi bharosa nahi bache swap hone mein zara bhi der nahi lagate ho..... πŸ€”


TU:janam dene wali maut kaise de sakti hai....sab ne mera virodh kiya..kaha main katil hoon...[in real tulsi style]...maine apne hi khoon ko maar dala...lekin ye sach nahi hai ..... 😭


AR:accha...

TU:sach to ye hai beta......

AR:plzz maine aapse kaha na mujhe beta mat kahiye.....aap log beta kehte hai to bahut darr lagta hai.. πŸ˜• πŸ˜• πŸ˜’

TU:doctor saheb maine uska khoon nahi kiya tha..maine to bas apne bacche ko moksha diya


AR:

























bas yehi sunna baki reh gaya tha...

[to tulsi]main chalta hoon...mujhe aur bhi kaam hai......

TU:haan beta jao...main bhi ab SN jati hoon mujhe bhi bahut kaam hai... 😊


AR:[to himself]aapko kya kaam hai ghar par.... 😈 ...ghar ke kaam to aap logon ne baap dada ke zamane mein bhi nahi kiya......to ab kya kaam hai....accha to zaroor kisi ki jasoosi karni hai...waise kiski jasoosi karegi ye haathni mihir ki saathin .......bhagwaan jo bhi ho puhleeze uski raksha karna iss JAGAT MATA se


TU:kya soch rahe ho beta???

AR: 😑 😑

TU:i mean doctor saheb

AR:nahi kuch nahi..waise aapko kya kaam tha ghar par

TU:wo beta hamare ghar mein ek nayisadsya aayi hai.....mere pote ki biwi...


AR:ohhh accha usi ke swagat ke liye jaa rahi hai... 😊 [to himself] chalo for a change jasoosi to nahi karegi...


TU:nahi nahi swagat to ghar ke aur bhi sadasya kar lenge main to jaa rahi hoon uski jassoosi karne.......waise bhi mandira ..trupti in poorane zamaane ki vamps se bore ho chuki ho...so main soch rahi hoon ki ek nayi vamp taiyyar karun....aur phir uska khoon choosna shuru karu... 😈 ...in short filhaal jasoosi karne jaa rahi hoom πŸ˜ƒ
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hope u guys lyd it....sorry guys if its boring.........and i know this whole tulsi act is getting monotonous but wat to do..i think of writing abt the chars of the oder serials too but end up writing abt tulsi and parvati only since these r two NO.1 drama queens of indian television....and do comment...................... 😊

Edited by coolgal04 - 15 years ago
Posted: 15 years ago
waiting for ur reply guys.... 😊
Posted: 15 years ago
kk guys...nt even a single reply in 3 days... is this ff so bad😭 ....im nt goin to cnt nymore so if anyone of u wants to cont then plzz do so.....
Posted: 15 years ago
hey,it was cool
cont soon....................

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