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kanchi

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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:43am | IP Logged

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
 Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
 
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 Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
 Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
 Aata hai Usha ke saath,
 Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
 Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

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 A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while
 running. Know
 why? He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka
 network follow kar
 raha hai.
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 A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D
 for dusra apple. E
 for
 ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H
 for ho gaya na pet
 kharab khake itne apple.
 
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 The positive thinking poem.
 Little birdy in the sky,
 You look up and it sh*ts in your eye.
 You don't mind and you don't cry,
 You just thank God that cows don't fly.
 
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 Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee
 order Ki, Coffee
 Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
 Sardar Bola Hot  coffe
 Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
 
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to
 his friends. I am
 Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this
 is my kidney.
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 Sardarji to Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my
 computer.
 Salesman to Sardarji:Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
 Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
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 What do u call a fat woman waiting?
 Moti-vating.

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 Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
 Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
 
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 Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
 Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
 Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
 Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!

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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 2:10am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOLGuys , this one is really funny.Apple is the mostLOL

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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 4:41am | IP Logged

Apple one reminds me of the law of diminishing marginal utility - economics...LOL

 

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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 10:05am | IP Logged
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