Jokes
Jokes

India-Forums

   

How To Answer Questions Asked To Indians

shruti_5 IF-Rockerz
shruti_5
shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007
Posts: 9352

Posted: 05 June 2008 at 5:24pm | IP Logged

To help the new wave of incoming students from India, here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked everyday:

Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?

A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target....

Q. You're from India? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation?

A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started participating in elephant-ride sharing schemes with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem.....

Q. Does India have cars?

A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes.

Q. Does India have TV?

A. No. We only have cable.

Q. Are all Indians vegetarian?

A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.

Q. How come you speak English so well?

A. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English.

Q. Are you a Hindi?

A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.

Q. Do you speak Hindu?

A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.

Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?

A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school.

Q. India is very hot, isn't it?

A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.

Q. Are there any business companies in India?

A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian principles of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is is a lot of hard work.

Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh?

A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat.

Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly?

A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there.

Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that?

A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the bottom of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk.

Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?

A. I prefer it to coming naked.

LOL

The following 2 member(s) liked the above post:

pure_choclatecheeselova

sabm786 IF-Rockerz
sabm786
sabm786

Joined: 15 January 2008
Posts: 8048

Posted: 06 June 2008 at 2:46am | IP Logged
lolz
thanks for shring..
LOL Embarrassed Clap
NeemoluvzMumait Senior Member
NeemoluvzMumait
NeemoluvzMumait

Joined: 14 April 2008
Posts: 779

Posted: 06 June 2008 at 2:53am | IP Logged
lol

thank u for sharing LOL
pure_choclate Goldie
pure_choclate
pure_choclate

Joined: 18 March 2006
Posts: 2413

Posted: 06 June 2008 at 5:21pm | IP Logged

LOlz...LOLLOLVery entertaining answers...Tongue

sim_indian IF-Dazzler
sim_indian
sim_indian

Joined: 23 July 2006
Posts: 2532

Posted: 07 June 2008 at 8:49pm | IP Logged
Q. India is very hot, isn't it?

A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.

^^ that cracked me up!.. hehe,..proud to be from india!
tfs! Big smile

Edited by sim_indian - 07 June 2008 at 8:49pm
Star_on_earth IF-Rockerz
Star_on_earth
Star_on_earth

Joined: 27 December 2006
Posts: 8590

Posted: 07 June 2008 at 11:02pm | IP Logged
lol...great answers!! LOL LOL LOL tfs..
kewl_yuvi Senior Member
kewl_yuvi
kewl_yuvi

Joined: 03 April 2008
Posts: 318

Posted: 08 June 2008 at 4:27am | IP Logged
lol...tht was realy funny... LOL LOL
thnx for sharing..
  • Page 1 of 1

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
Answer my Queries

Author: Anam_naan   Replies: 4   Views: 779

Anam_naan 4 779 26 July 2009 at 6:48am by jen99
Silly Questions with Silly Answers!

Author: fly2me   Replies: 3   Views: 24415

fly2me 3 24415 20 April 2008 at 9:56am by pure_choclate
Dumb questions, Smart answers

Author: shruti_5   Replies: 5   Views: 1399

shruti_5 5 1399 19 April 2008 at 11:20am by pure_choclate
questions actually asked of witness

Author: kal-el   Replies: 4   Views: 422

kal-el 4 422 27 March 2008 at 1:37pm by shruti_5
she asked me why.......

Author: Vinzy   Replies: 5   Views: 361

Vinzy 5 361 19 January 2008 at 8:55pm by love_iqbal_khan

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

  • Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index