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Posted: 15 years ago
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AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.....................Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.........Made no major blunders yet
ACTIVE SOCIALLY......................Drinks alot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY............Spouse drinks, too
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH.............Still one step ahead of the law
QUICK THINKING.......................Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER......................Won't make a decision
PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT................Buys drinks for all the boys
AGGRESSIVE...........................Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.........Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES HIMSELF WELL...............Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL.......A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.............Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT.........Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR.................Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED........................Back Stabber
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION...Gets to work on time
RELAXED ATTITUDE.....................Sleeps at desk
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY...............Too ugly to get a date
INDEPENDENT WORKER...................Nobody knows what he/she does
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS............Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS............Spends lots of time on phone
LOYAL................................Can't get a job anywhere else

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

P E R F O R M A N C E    A P P R A I S A L    T E R M S    A N D   T H E IR    M E A N I N G S



CAREFUL THINKER......................Won't make a decision

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.............Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT.........Lucky

CAREER MINDED........................Back Stabber

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY...............Too ugly to get a date
INDEPENDENT WORKER...................Nobody knows what he/she does


LOYAL................................Can't get a job anywhere else

loved all the above....so true!!!!!!😆😆😆

 

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Posted: 15 years ago
those are hilarious...tfs! 😆