Sam-kam ke Lajawab jokes...😉😛😆
Hello friends, back again with some new jokes on our only bali ka bakra item..Samrat..😆This what he replied in his question papers in exams in final year...😉😛Read it and have a gud time...😃
Samrat's answers in his final year of college.😛
Q: What causes the tides?
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon all water tends to flow towards the moon bcuz ther is no water on the moon and the nature abhors a vaccum i forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reach puperty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks 4ward to his adultery.😛
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines on the leaves and make them perspire.😉
Q: Explain an process by which water can b made safe to drink?
A: Filteration makes water safe to drink bcuz it removes large pollutants like grit sand DEAD SHEEP and CANOEISTS.😆
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. 😃
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping the carpet still on the stairs. 😆
Q: How can u delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in a cow.😆 👏
Q: Give an example of fungus what is their characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms ! they grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas..😉😛
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at an airport.😆
Q: What is an turbine?
A: Something an arab wears.😆
Q: Name the four seasons ?
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.👏👏
2...A nice, calm and respectable lady Kamna went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
Kamna replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
Kamna reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband Samrat in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."😆
I Hope you must have enjoyed reading them...Waiting for ur comments and views..
Keep Smiling...😃
God Bless you All...😊
Set_raj...😃
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