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Posted: 18 May 2008 at 3:02am | IP Logged
A Selection of Computer Viruses - Must Avoid these...

Ronald Reagan Virus: - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes. Spits everything out.

Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Titanic Virus: Your computer goes down while Celine Deon sings My Love Will Go On

Disney Virus: Everything in your computer gets Goofy.

Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack.

sabm786 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 18 May 2008 at 6:38am | IP Logged
lolz.. thanks for sharing
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shruti_5 IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 19 May 2008 at 11:10am | IP Logged
lol...that was really funny! LOL tfs!
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