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Nair's Change season 2

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Posted: 17 May 2008 at 1:39pm | IP Logged

 

 

Helloooooozzzzzzzzz!!!!!

I'm back with Major Nair n his life-changing drill classesWink

This time Major has to train the new cadets....so let's see what happens when Nair turns into a typical fashion crazy girlWinkWinkWink

 

The venue: KMA Grounds

 

Nair: Attention cadets!!

(All stand to attention...)

Nair: Aaj main aap sab ko inspect karoonga....aur jis bhi cadet mein koi bhi kami lagi use punishment milegiAngryAngry

Peter: Hey dude!!! I thought inspection drill mein inspection hi karte hainConfused

Malla: Sabar rakho...inspection hi karenge.

(Nair moves to Rummy..the first in the line.)

Nair: Army mein sabse zyaada zaroori hai discipline....Aur ek achhe Army Officer ki pehchaan sabse pehle uske kapdon, uski chaal, aur uske chamakte jooton se ki jaati hai.

Cadet Rummy!! Aaapke joote saaf hain????

Rummy: Yes sir!!

Nair: Are you sure?

Rummy: Yes sir!!

Nair: Sure?

Akriti: yaar koi Captain Abhimanyu ko bulaao....woh isse to bahut zyaada mast take deta hai..

Vidya: Vidya ko to lagta hai aaj Rummy maregaOuch

Nair: Cadet mujhe answer chaahiyeAngry

Rummy: Sir......Confused

Nair: Clean your shoes, now!!AngryAngryAngry

(Moves to Purvi.)

Nair: Army mein ladkiyon ke liye koi jagah nahin hai...Ladkiyaan kamzor hoti hain...nail polish lagaati hai...woh mobile waali cadet bhi lagaati thiAngry.

Aap Cadet Purvi...apne haath dikhaao.

Purvi: Sir...Ouch

Nair: ShockedItna make-up?????????

Itna make-up to kabhi main bhi nahin kartiEmbarrassedEmbarrassed

Sirf ek bindi, eyeliner, kaajal, mascara, blush, lipstick, eyeshadow, aur haan...foundation zaroor lagaati hoon.

Peter: OuchOuchOuchYeh to...what do you call it.....sanki hai guys..Ouch

Mallah: Humein to lagta hai inke andar jungle ka jinn ghus gaya haiOuch...jai bajrang bali...humaari raksha karo.

Nair: Sameera...tumhaare baal bahut achhe hain...kaun sa shampoo use karti hoon?? Mujhe bataao naEmbarrassedEmbarrassed

Sameera: Uhhh...sir..woh...

Nair: Bataao na....aur tim 'sir' kise keh rahi ho???LOL

Akriti: Bataao na Sameera..tum heroine ko sambhaalo tab tak hum shot theek karne ki sochte hain.

Rummy: Dekho tum Queen of Hearts se door rahoAngry

Purvi: to ab woh Queen of Hearts hai...main nahinCryCry

Nair: Shocked

Queen of Hearts main hoon samjheAngry

ShockedOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo...Akritiiiiiiii!!!

Akriti: Lo...ab mera scene shuru.Ouch

Malla: Hum aapko bachaayenge Akriti jiBig smileBig smile

(Rushes towards Nair but collides with him...both fall n Nair hits his head...Nair wakes up after some time.)

Nair: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

All Cadets: Marr gaye....yeh to Navjot Singh Sidhhu ban gayeCry

Akriti: Nahin re...Sidhhu nahin hai.

Malla: Haan...jungle ka jinn hai.

Akriti: Jungle mein jaaye tera jinn...mooh dekho...itna bada khula hai....yeh Archana Puran Singh hai.

Nair: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

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No offence meantSmile

 

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Posted: 17 May 2008 at 1:46pm | IP Logged
o my goodness,its miiiiiiiindblowing...very hilarious dear...u deserve this Clap
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Posted: 17 May 2008 at 1:46pm | IP Logged
ammu awesome LOL i really liked it Clap Clap ammu finally back with bang HugWink

Edited by lrl rocks - 17 May 2008 at 1:53pm
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Posted: 17 May 2008 at 1:49pm | IP Logged
Party Ammu is back [:D/] [:D/] [:D/] [:D/] [:D/] [:D/]
Meri Ammu Hug sweetu cutu Hug
bahut achcha likhi ho ROFL

Major Nair ladke hi hain toh thik hain LOL
Mallah ka role bahut achcha laga ROFL ROFL gin-ginnat ROFL
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Posted: 17 May 2008 at 2:03pm | IP Logged
too good AmmuClap


you've written all the dialogues in an excellant way Clap
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Posted: 17 May 2008 at 5:55pm | IP Logged
It was really funny! Mallah is obsessed with gin-ginat
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Posted: 17 May 2008 at 9:37pm | IP Logged
its very nice Smile
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Posted: 18 May 2008 at 3:39am | IP Logged

Originally posted by quietrajpri1623

o my goodness,its miiiiiiiindblowing...very hilarious dear...u deserve this Clap

 

Thank youEmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassed

 

Originally posted by lrl rocks

ammu awesome LOL i really liked it Clap Clap ammu finally back with bang HugWink

 

Thanks Vaishu....the Court Jester's back in actionWink

 

Originally posted by neha_bbsr2005

Party Ammu is back [:D/] [:D/] [:D/] [:D/] [:D/] [:D/]
Meri Ammu Hug sweetu cutu Hug
bahut achcha likhi ho ROFL

Major Nair ladke hi hain toh thik hain LOL
Mallah ka role bahut achcha laga ROFL ROFL gin-ginnat ROFL

 

Thanks for liking it Nehu....Actually mujhe fashion crazy ladkon ka experience nahin hai na isliye ladki bana diyaLOLLOLLOL

 

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