Beta aur Papa Joke

Beta: Papa kya aapki shadi ho gayi?

Papa: Haan

Beta: Kis se?

Papa: Bewakuf tera maa se

Beta: Wah papa ghar mein he setting kar le.

lol

Edited by NeemoluvzMumait - 15 years ago

lolz.. thanks for sharing.. great joke
😆 😆

hehe good one,

here are some baap/beta jokes from me:

1)Beta: Abha meine shaadi karni hai
Baap: Acha! yeh to bohat khushi ki bhaat hai, batao to sahi, woh kush naseeb larki kaun hai?
Beta: Woh ladki meri daadi hai..
Baap: no beta, aap unse shaadi nahin kar sakte, woh to meri maa hain...
Beta: to phir aapne meri maa se shaadi kyun ki?

2)Baap: pados ki ladki ko dekh, woh exam mein first aayi hai.
Beta: usko hi to dekh ta rehta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya..

3) Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lene hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Baapu, main to is bar 100% lunga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazhaak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!

4) a guy goes to the store with is father:
Beta: Abha, kiya mein yeh baaja le sakta hoon?
Baap: no, beta, mujhe daar hai ke tum mohale waalon (neighbours) ko tang karoge, jab woh din mein kaam kar rahe honge...
Beta: nahin, abha, mein aapse waada karta hoon, mein baaja tab bajaoonga, jab sare mahale waale sau (sleeping) rahe honge...

Originally posted by: masoom_shararti

hehe good one,

here are some baap/beta jokes from me:

1)Beta: Abha meine shaadi karni hai
Baap: Acha! yeh to bohat khushi ki bhaat hai, batao to sahi, woh kush naseeb larki kaun hai?
Beta: Woh ladki meri daadi hai..
Baap: no beta, aap unse shaadi nahin kar sakte, woh to meri maa hain...
Beta: to phir aapne meri maa se shaadi kyun ki?

2)Baap: pados ki ladki ko dekh, woh exam mein first aayi hai.
Beta: usko hi to dekh ta rehta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya..

3) Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lene hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Baapu, main to is bar 100% lunga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazhaak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!

4) a guy goes to the store with is father:
Beta: Abha, kiya mein yeh baaja le sakta hoon?
Baap: no, beta, mujhe daar hai ke tum mohale waalon (neighbours) ko tang karoge, jab woh din mein kaam kar rahe honge...
Beta: nahin, abha, mein aapse waada karta hoon, mein baaja tab bajaoonga, jab sare mahale waale sau (sleeping) rahe honge...

gr8 jokes couldnt stop laughin

lol...loved all the jokes by u guys! 😆 tfs!

good ones...can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣