Shaadi hui..Aur fir. Epilougue,P-49 29/12/09 - Page 14

waahhhhhhh ekdum dhasu update.........its really fun to read RN's convo and antics in ur fics..........they r so unique...........u got good sense of humour!!


lovely update 👏

2002,August..

Raj bed rest me tha..uski haalat me kaafi sudhaar aai hai..

aur Office k files kabhi Abhimanyu de jata hai..kabhi Naina le aati hai..

is bich Naina Akriti se milne gai thi..

Naina--didi..I am so happy for you..bahut khush ho na tum?

Akriti--hmm...I am happy..mujhe to ab aisa lagta hai..k tu na hoti..to meri shaadi Abhi se nahi hoti..aur..aaj yeh sab na hota..kyonki Abhi me itna dum nahi..tha k woh haalaat k khilaf jaakar..,mera saath de..

Naina--aisi baat nahi hai..jinko milna hota hai..woh log mil jaate hai..mujhe aur Raj ko hi dekhlo..kabhi kisine yeh socha tha,,k meri shaadi us Raj se hogi??

Akriti--thanks for everything..Naina..

Naina--ok..tum aram karo..main chali..

Naina chali gai..

Abhimanyu  saari baatein sun kar..thoda upset hua..

Akriti ko uspar bharosa nahi hai..

Abhimanyu kamre me aya..

Akriti--hii..tumhara din kaisa tha?

Abhi--main tumhare layak nahi hoon na?

Akriti--aisi baat..kyon?

Abhi--Raj ne jab shart rakhi,,tab,,maub hummat kar k..uske khilaaf khada nahi ho paya..tab Naina hi ..

Akriti--its ok..main bhul chuki hoon..

Abhi--nahi..tum bhuli nahi ho..agar bhul jaati..to Naina k samne is baat ka zikar nahi hota..

Akriti--by mistake..

Abhi--yeh by mistake nahi..

Akriti--not again..shaadi k pahle din se hum is par bahes kar rahe hai..par faida kyaa hua?

Abhi--baat faide ki nahi hai..kabhi tumne socha hai..k Naina..aur Raj ka rishta humrai wajah se juda,,..taa k humara rishta jud sake....

Akriti--toh?

Abhi--agar humare bich ki yeh tension kayam rahi..Naina ne jo kia..sab bekaar hi kia..

Akriti--listen.. fir se gyaan mat do..

Abhi--ok..main kuchh nahi bolta hoon..

Akriti--that is far better..

Abhi--davai li tumne?

Akriti--haa..Naina davai de ke hi ghar gai hai..

Abhi--suna tumne..k Raj ki kamar tooti kaise?

Akriti--Naina ki wajah se..Naina usko lekar zameen par geeri..

Abhi--dono..ekdum cartoon hai..

Akriti--kaash..isi haalaat k andar ek dusre se pyaar karne lage dono..

Abhi--Naina ka attitude kaisa laga?kuchh andaza hai tumko?

Akriti--no change..Jateen to chala gaya..par Raj Naina par koi asar chhod nahi paya hai..

Abhi--unki shaadi ko kaafi waqt beeta,..humari tarha..Naina ne koi good news nahi sunai?

Akriti--nahi..uska aisa koi plan nahi..

Abhi--achha main change kar k aataa hoon..

Akriti--ok..

Naina wapas aai..

Raj..balcony me baitha tha..

Naina..aai..bathroom gai..bahar nikli..

Raj k paas aai..

Naina--zor ki baarish honewali hai..chalo andar chalo..

Raj--haa..chalo..

Naina Raj ko pakad kar kamre k andar laai..

Raj ko bed par bithaya..

Raj--Akriti se mili?

Naina--haa..

Raj--kaisi hai woh?sab thik hai na?

Naina--hmm..sab thik hai..par kuchh thik nahi lag raha hai mujhko..

Raj--jaise?

Naina--nahi..Akriti ko achanak yeh baat kyon yaad aai..k ..tumhare shart k samne Abhimanyu jhook gaya tha..aur meri hi wajah se..uski shadi Abhi se hui hai..

Raj--isi baat ka darr tha..maine isi lia woh shart rakhi thi..taa k main naap loo.. k unka pyaar kitna gehra hai....

Naina--hmm..aur tumne kaise guess kia tha..tab..??

Raj--kyonki..Akriti is Pieces ..and Abhi is Scorpion..they are hardly compatible to each other..

Naina ne socha tha..k thodi bahut pyaar bhari baatein karegi woh..Raj k saath..

par Raj k last theory ne Naina ka mood bigaad dia..

woh uth kar chali gai..

Raj--tumhare mood ko kyaa hua?

Naina--kuchh nahi..

Raj--arre..Naina..pith me wahi jagah..fir se dard kar raha hai..woh balm leke aao zara..

Naina--kyaa hua?

Raj--jaldi aao..

Naina balm le kar gaii..

udhar

Abhimanyu aur Akriti  khana khaa  rahe hain..

aise me Naina ka phone aya..

Raj is injured..

Naina ne uska sar phodh dia hai..

Abhimanyu Akriti ko le kar..Raj k ghar gaya..

Naina ka sar kha raha tha Raj..

gusse k maare..Naina ne hanger Raj ki taraf feka..aur Raj k sar par jaakar laga..

Abhi--Naina..Raj kyaa keh raha tha..k tumko itna gussa aya?

Naina--jotish vidya jhaad raha tha..mujhse bardast nahi hua..dia maine.. kharchapaani..

 

Edited by yakkudimag - 15 years ago

Hey bhagwan in dono ka kuch nahi ho sakta mujhe to lagta hai. 😆
Hamesha ladaii hi karte rehte hain kabhi to shaanti se baith kar pyaar bhari baatein kar le. 😉 😉 😉
Upar se ye Raj itna jyada orthodox hai. 😡
Naina ka mood bhi bana to ye apni hi theory le kar shuru ho gaye. 😉
Aur Naina to kamaal hi hain agar theory nahi pasand aayi to sar hi fod diya. 😡
Waah waah kya baat hai. 😆
Abhi k baare me sach hi to kaha Akriti ne ki akele kuch karne ka dum to hai nahi. 😡
Naina nahi hoti to ho chuki thi shaadi dono ki. 😉
Funny update.Cont. soon.

Too good!!!Awesome!!!!

Akriti ne sahi kaha tha!!!Abhi mein toh itna dum hi nahi tha ke Raj ke khilaaf jaa sake!!!! 😡 Naina nahi hoti toh undono ki shaadi hi nahi hoti!!!! 😊 😊 😊

Abhi ko gussa aaya ish baat se!!!Aur dono mein isi baat ko lekar jhagda bhi hota hai!!! 😕 😕 😕

Kam se kum Abhi ko ish baat ka ehsaas toh hai ke agar aise hi unke beech mein tension kayam rahi toh Naina ne jo kia bekaar jayega!!!! 😭 😭 😭

Abhi ne sahi kaha dono ek dun cartoon hai!!!! 😆

Raj bhi naa!!!Kaha pyaar bhaari baatein karega!!!! 😛 Lekin nahi!!!Woh toh baith gaya jyotish sastra lekar!!!! 😡

Naina ka bhi mood bigaad gaya!!!Aur usse theory pasand nahi aayi toh sar phhod diya!!!! 😲 😲

In dono ka kuch nahi ho sakta!!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Shaina_b

Too good!!!Awesome!!!!

Akriti ne sahi kaha tha!!!Abhi mein toh itna dum hi nahi tha ke Raj ke khilaaf jaa sake!!!! 😡 Naina nahi hoti toh undono ki shaadi hi nahi hoti!!!! 😊 😊 😊

Abhi ko gussa aaya ish baat se!!!Aur dono mein isi baat ko lekar jhagda bhi hota hai!!! 😕 😕 😕

Kam se kum Abhi ko ish baat ka ehsaas toh hai ke agar aise hi unke beech mein tension kayam rahi toh Naina ne jo kia bekaar jayega!!!! 😭 😭 😭

Abhi ne sahi kaha dono ek dun cartoon hai!!!! 😆

Raj bhi naa!!!Kaha pyaar bhaari baatein karega!!!! 😛 Lekin nahi!!!Woh toh baith gaya jyotish sastra lekar!!!! 😡

Naina ka bhi mood bigaad gaya!!!Aur usse theory pasand nahi aayi toh sar phhod diya!!!! 😲 😲

In dono ka kuch nahi ho sakta!!!! 😆

 

hmm..shaadi k baad..shaadi k side effects aur special effects..

great update as usual👏.Both Naina and Raj are simply impossible.
update soon😛.
take care.

Akriti--yaar..tu usko chup rahne ko bol sakti thi.. par usko hanger fek k maarne ki kyaa zaroorat thi?agar uske ankho me lag jaati to?

Naina--achha hota.....man kar raha tha..uska muh see doon..din raat bakwas karta rehta hai..

Akriti--arre aisa nahi kahte.

Naina--tujhe sunni chahie thi uski..bakwas....din raat kabhi stone..kabhi muhurat..kabhi lucky colour ..kabhi unlucky day..

Akriti--arre..har koi ek jaisa nahi hota...alag alag type hota hai..

Naina--par yeh kaisa type hai?21st century me..

Akriti--isi century me Hero Heroine log numerology k hisaab se apna autograph dete hai..tab tujhe problem nahi hoti..sirf is lia k Raj tera pati hai.. tujhe gussa kyon hai?

Naina--listen..woh ek baat hai..tujhko malum hai..k kitne colour k dresses main pahen hi nahi sakti aajkal?

Akriti--what?

Naina--haa..Violet..Purlple,Mehgani..sab ..jaa chuka  hai..mere list se..Raj ki wajah se..

Akriti--this is real trouble..

Naina--aur nahi to kyaa...?yaar..din raat isi jhamele me ..dimaag sad gaya hai...

jab Akriti aur Naina yeh baatein kar rahe

tab Abhimanyu gaya tha..ek party me..

uske kuchh dost le gaye the usko..aur jahapar yeh party ho rahi thi..woh ek Dance Bar tha..

achanak waha par Police ki raid...

aur Abhimanyu gaya lock up me...

Raj k mobile par phone...Abhi hawalat ki hawa khaa raha hai..

Akriti--Oh my God...

Naina dauri..Police Station me..

Inspector Matre--aap kaun?

Naina--main Naina Sareen Shekhawat..

Inspector--par yeh Porga(marathi me Porga ka matlab hota hai ladka) to Abhimanyu Vij hai..aap ho Sareen Shekhawat..chakkar kyaa hai?

Naina--shut up...

Matre--waah....pahle chikna pakda jata hai Dance Bar me...fir usko chhoodane aati hai..ek aisi ladki.. jo uski Biwi nahi..sahi jaa rahe ho Bappu..

Naina--inki Biwi meri bahen hai..jo ki pregnant hai.. itna stress nahi le paati.. isi lia main aai hoon.. main khud bhi  shaadi shuda hoon..mere pati ka naam hai Rajveer Singh Shekhawat..naam to suna hi hoga aapne..

Matre-- ..bhai Naidu....le aa chikne ko...aur uske kapde de usko..

Naina--kyaa matlab?Abhi ne kapde nahi pahene hai?

Matre--nahi Madamjee...jab raid hua tab is chikne ko humne chaddi me arrest kia..

Naina--whattttt?

Naina itni shocked kabhi nahi hui..

Abhi ko laayaa gaya..Abhi tab bhi chaddhi me tha.. aur Hawaldar k haath me.. uski wrist watch aur kapde the...

Abhi sar jhooka k khada tha....

Naina ne kuchh nahi bola...

Abhi ne kapde pahne aur Naina k saath car me baitha...

jab Naina Abhi ko lekar ghar pahuchi..tab tak... Inspector Matre ne Raj ko phone kar k sab bata dia tha...yeh Matre aur Raj ka ankda 36 ka hai...ek baar inka jhamela hua tha signal todne k mamle me..

Matre ne socha k Raj ko zara jali kati sunai jaaye..

Raj ne phone uthaya..

Matre--Namaste Shekhawat Saab...me Matre bol te..Inspector Matre..

Raj--kahiye..kya takleef hai aapko?

Matre--nahi..mujhe kyaa...aapka rishtedar  Abhimanyu.. dance Bar me chaddi me pakda gaya.. aur aap hi ki Biwi usko chhodane aai..mamla kyaa hai??

Raj--shut up...you..

Matre--mujhe gaali dekar kyaa hoga?apni Biwi par lagaam khicho..

Matre ne Phone cut kar dia..

Akriti--kiska phone tha?

Raj--Police Station se Inspector ka..

Akriti--kyaa bataya usne?

Raj--tumhara pati chaddi me pakda gaya hai Dance Bar me..

Akriti--kyaaa?

Raj--haa..kaisi shaadi nibha rahe ho tum dono?tum yeha pregnant ho..aur Abhi waha ..chaddi me.. Dance  Bar me??chheee..

Akriti--aaj uski khabar leti hoon..

Raj--aur..mujhe Inspector Matre ne bahut kuchh suna dia...Naina ko lekar ghatia ishare kar raha tha...

thodi der baad Abhi ko lekar jab Naina ghar pahuchi..tab Raj ka muh gusse se laal tha..

Akriti k haath me danda tha...

Naina bedroom me gai..fresh hone k lia..

Abhimanyu kapda pahene hua hi tha..

Akriti ne dande ko left hand se pakda..zameen par tikaya..aur right hand se Abhimanyu ko Salam karne lagi..

Akriti--Sultan-E-Hind Janaab Chaddi Shaah ka Iqbaal Buland ho..

Raj ghabra gaya..yeh kaunsi Bhasha hai?

Abhi ko sirf Chaddi samajh me aayaa..

aur Akriti uske pichhe danda lekar pad gai...

Abhi--dauro mat..arre..tumhare lia daurna thik nahi... please..main rukta hoon..Akku..suno..

Akriti--saale tharki..main sochti thi..k tune sirf mujh  par hi line mara hai..par abhi tu idhar udhar bhi muh maar raha hai..kameene..

aise me Naina neeche aai..

usne Akriti ko pakad lia.."kyaa kar rahi ho didi?"

Akriti--isko peet rahi hoon..tujhe dikhai nahi deta.. mujhe pregnant bana k chala hai kisi aur k saath aish karne...

Raj--Naina..dono ko ladne do..tum mere paas baitho..baat karni hai...

Akriti aur Abhimanyu abhi jhagad rahe hai..

Raj aur Naina k ghar me...

Naina--bolo..kyaa baat hai?

Raj--Inspector Matre ne koi badtamizee to nahi ki?

Naina--ghatia baatein suna raha tha..k Abhimanyu chaddi me pakda gaya hai..Bar Girls k saath..aur abhi jo uski zamanat karane gai..woh bhi uski Biwi nahi hai..aise hi fizul ki baatein..

Raj--tumne jab Abhi ko dekha..tab..

Naina--Abhi ko jab lock up se nikala gaya..tab woh chaddi me hi tha...aur uske kapde hawaldar k haath me the..

Raj--par..Bar me Abhi ne kapde utaar die?

Naina--as if main Bar me thi..akal ka istemaal karo..

Raj--is Matre se..mera ankda kuchh thik nahi hai.. ek baar maine signal tod dia tha..tabhi mujhe Matre ne hirasat me lia tha..

Abhi chilla raha hai..

Abhi--arre meri baat suno...Akku..pahle baat sun lo...tum chaaho to Deven se baat kar lo..

Akriti--Deven to aur bhi zada tharki hai..woh to tumhare favour me hi bolega...

Abhi--arre..mujhko unlogone kaha k..dinner saath me karna hai...maine tumko phone bhi kia tha..k Naina k saath khana khaa lena..kia tha k nahi?

Akriti--haa..lekin Dance Bar me?

Abhi--arre..mujh se kaha gaya..k ab Bar hai..Dance nahi hota waha par..main gaya dinner karne...aur andar jaakar dekhta hoon..k sab Item log thoomke laga rahi hai..

Akriti--what a nasty language..chheee..

Abhi--main waha se nikal kar aana chaahta tha.. par..sab ne rok lia..fir hum khana khane baithe... fir thoda bahut ..you know..drink bhi kia...udhar Deven Dancers par paise fekne laga...aur main..

Akriti--Dancers k saath thoomka lagane lage..right?

Abhi--arre...waha k khane me kuchh gadbad tha... mujhe Number 2 ..zor se lagi...main gaya..

Akriti--whatt??

Abhi--haa..zor ki lagi thi..emergency..main gaya waha k toilet me...

Raj--aur tune kapde utaar die??bina kapde utaar k nahi kar sakta tha??

Abhi--Akriti se pucchle...mujhe in sab me kitni safai pasand hai...kapde pahen k Number 2 karna.. I can't even think about it..isi lia..kapde utaar k maine taang die hook par..kaam ho bhi gaya tha.. haath pair dhoke..jab main shirt pahenne hi wala tha..Hawaldar ne dhakka dekar darwaza tod dia.. tab main sirf chaddi me tha..aur mujhe kapde pahenne ka mauka tak nahi dia... chaddi me hi arrest kia..yakeen na ho to Deven se puchh..yaa fir..us Hawaldar ko puchh sakta hai..jisne mujhe pakda tha..

Akriti--Raj..yeh sahi bol raha hai..iske aise nakhre jhel jhel k main pareshaan ho gai hoon..ek din hum baahar gaye..waha ka toilet use kia..aur isne liquid soap ka bottle wahi chhod dia...paper soap dhundha  par mila nahi.. isi lia liquid soap ka ek bottle kharida par yeh janaab itne bade bottle ko andar hi chhod aaye..

Raj--kyon??

Akriti--inka yeh logic tha..k baahar toilet k andar se koi bhi chees wapas nahi laayega woh..bahut saare Germs honge usme...

Raj--isi lia itna bada liquid soap ka bottle..

Akriti--haa..

Naina abhi tak chup thi...ab usne muh khola...

Naina--to Akriti..tujhko to ..Abhi ko bhi bathroom me fek ana tha..kyonki toilet k andar woh bhi to gaye the..baahar ka toilet..

Naina ne bahut serious tone me yeh baat kahi..par Raj hansne laga..zor zor se..hanste hanste Raj sofa se geera...

aur "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Raj chillaya..usko fir se chot lag gai thi...

Naina usko uthane gai..aur puchha,"achha Matre ne tum ko remand me lia..tumne signal toda...par tumne signal kyon toda..30 minute baad pahuchne se kyaa fark padta?

Raj--uske baad Rahoo Kaalaam tha..isi lia..

Naina--haa..aur shubh muhoorat me tum gaye hawalat..waah...

Naina ne Raj ko wahi patak dia..

Raj ne fir se chillaya, "haaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..Abhi bacha..."

Abhi ne uthaya Raj ko....

 

 

Edited by yakkudimag - 15 years ago

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too funny yaar 👏 👏 👏 fantastic ud 👏 👏

Originally posted by: Nishttha

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too funny yaar 👏 👏 👏 fantastic ud 👏 👏

 

thanks a lot..

😆 arre yaar ye naina ki bacchi kab mere raj ko maarna chode gi?????????????????????bechaaara kab se adhmara hua paraa hai.... 😭 par tumhe nhin lagta ki iss fic mein romantic scenes ki kami hoti jaa rahi hai??? 😉