Samraat, the Loose Nut..Jokes..😉😛😉
Hello friends, Raj here again with some new jokes on Samraat Langoor...hope you will enjoy it..
1...Samraat went to Canada to seek his fortune as a lumberjack, after he came to know that he is not Rajeev's son but Shivdhar. He met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give him a job.
"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told him. Samraat didn't see this as a problem, so he went out with the Chainsaw and did his best.
He came back sweating like a pig. "God, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman.
"6" Samraat replied.
"What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow." The foreman said.
So he did. Out he went with the chainsaw and came back that night exhausted.
"How many this time?" asked the foreman.
"12" Samraat said.
The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tomorrow morning."
The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly."
He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM.
He notices Samraat is looking at him frantically. So he asks him what's wrong.
Samraat replies, "What the hell is that noise?"...😉😆
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated Samraat blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later Samraat spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the Samraat without saying a word. "Physics saves lives," he finally continued, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.''...😆😉
Tum meri Kalpana ho,
Tum meri Bhavana ho,
Tum meri prerna ho,
Wife Kamna says :Chalo, aaj sey aap mere liye
Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho...😆😆
50* people swindled A curious Samraat walked over bought a paper and checked the front page
What he saw was the yesterday's paper Samraat said
"Hey this is an old paper where is the story bout the big swindle"
The newspaper boy ignored him and went on calling out
"READ ALL ABOUT IT 51* PEOPLE SWINDLE"...👏😆
Samraat: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Rohit: oh!
Samraat: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Rohit: No
Samraat: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Samraat: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Rohit: No
Samraat: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Samraat: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Samraat: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, Rohit got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Samraat: No
Rohit: He's the guy roaming with your wife Kamna!! If you stop night courses, you would know....😆😆😆
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