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Samraat, the Loose nut...Jokes..

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                  Samraat, the Loose Nut..Jokes..WinkTongueWink

Hello friends, Raj here again with some new jokes on Samraat Langoor...hope you will enjoy it..

1...Samraat went to Canada to seek his fortune as a lumberjack, after he came to know that he is not Rajeev's son but Shivdhar. He met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give him a job.

"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told him. Samraat didn't see this as a problem, so he went out with the Chainsaw and did his best.

He came back sweating like a pig. "God, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman.

"6" Samraat replied.

"What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow." The foreman said.

So he did. Out he went with the chainsaw and came back that night exhausted.

"How many this time?" asked the foreman.

"12" Samraat said.

The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tomorrow morning."

The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly."

He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM.

He notices Samraat is looking at him frantically. So he asks him what's wrong.

Samraat replies, "What the hell is that noise?"...WinkLOL

2...A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student Samraat interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated Samraat blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later Samraat spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the Samraat without saying a word. "Physics saves lives," he finally continued, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.''...LOLWink
 
3...Samraat tells his wife Kamna
Tum meri Kalpana ho,
Tum meri Bhavana ho,
Tum meri prerna ho,
Wife Kamna says :Chalo, aaj sey aap mere liye
Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho...LOLLOL
 
4...A newspaper boy was standing at the corner with a stack of papers yelling "read it all 50* people swindled :!: 50* people swindled
A curious Samraat walked over bought a paper and checked the front page
What he saw was the yesterday's paper Samraat said
"Hey this is an old paper where is the story bout the big swindle"
The newspaper boy ignored him and went on calling out
"READ ALL ABOUT IT 51* PEOPLE SWINDLE"...
ClapLOL
 
5...During work, Samraat and his friend Rohit were chatting:

Samraat: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

Rohit: oh!

Samraat: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Rohit: No

Samraat: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Samraat: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Rohit: No

Samraat: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Samraat: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Rohit: No

Samraat: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Rohit got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?

Samraat: No

Rohit: He's the guy roaming with your wife Kamna!! If you stop night courses, you would know....
LOLLOLLOL

 
I hope you must have enjoyed reading them..waiting for your views and comments.
 
Keep Smiling...Big smile
God Bless You All...Smile
Set_raj...Smile
 


Edited by set_raj - 12 May 2008 at 7:40am

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omg raj, the last one is
hilarious! ROFL

love, Manisha
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edit; double post Embarrassed



Edited by xmanisha - 12 May 2008 at 7:55am
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LOL that was HILARIOUS Raj Bhaiyya!!!!!!! the first one made me realize that people can be that stupid!!!!! The secound one just made me crack up! #3 was really funny...I wonder if Samraat actually got it! LOL I didnt get number 4...But the last one was the funniest! LOL   
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 8:23am | IP Logged
Originally posted by xmanisha

omg raj, the last one is
hilarious! ROFL

love, Manisha
Hmmm..thanks a ton Manisha..yeh wish if they can show some jokes or Samraat doing like this in bmtd..LOL
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Originally posted by pinkpinkers

LOL that was HILARIOUS Raj Bhaiyya!!!!!!! the first one made me realize that people can be that stupid!!!!! The secound one just made me crack up! #3 was really funny...I wonder if Samraat actually got it! LOL I didnt get number 4...But the last one was the funniest! LOL   
LOLLOLKeep Laughing Dimple....Big smile

4th one is simple...he is saying 50 swindled so when Samraat buys and find nothing, he hear him saying..51 swindled..so he cheated 51 ppl.LOL

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Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by pinkpinkers

LOL that was HILARIOUS Raj Bhaiyya!!!!!!! the first one made me realize that people can be that stupid!!!!! The secound one just made me crack up! #3 was really funny...I wonder if Samraat actually got it! LOL I didnt get number 4...But the last one was the funniest! LOL   
LOLLOLKeep Laughing Dimple....Big smile

4th one is simple...he is saying 50 swindled so when Samraat buys and find nothing, he hear him saying..51 swindled..so he cheated 51 ppl.LOL

LOL LOL LOL I get it now...Thnx for ur jokes!LOL

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HAHAHA! The last one made me crack up ROFL
Thanks for making these, you made my day Big smile
The first one made me realize how stupid Langoor Samrat is LOL ... But they were veeeeeeeery funny Raj! LOL LOL LOL You really made me laugh! LOL

       - Charri Wink

Edited by charri7878 - 12 May 2008 at 9:19am

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