A and B jokes

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A and B decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they've forgotten the whisky.

B says he go and get it if he promises not to eat the chicken till he gets back.

Now, A waits and waits till a whole day goes by, when A says to himself: Come on, I'm hungry. He is not going to come back so let me eat the chicken anyway.

Suddenly B pops up from behind a tree and says: If you do that, I won't go !

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A with two red ears went to his doctor.
     The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"

"The scoundrel called back."


     A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.

He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr A working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.

As the customer watched from the passenger's side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.

"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It's open!"

"I know," answered A.- "I already got that side."


Once A and B try to land an airplane in the States. They start descending and as they touch the ground A screams, the runway is ending...".

B swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, A screams again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".

B swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent A says : "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..",

"I know" answers B, "But look how wide they made it...."


     B called his friend A and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? 

A said, Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.

B liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal A calls B and asks about the meal.

B, It was a flop idea.

A, Didn't the girl come to your house?

B, She did, but she refused to cook!


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Edited by Star_on_earth - 12 May 2008 at 12:42am

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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 7:33am | IP Logged
great jokes, tfs! LOL LOL LOL
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 10:55am | IP Logged
thanks for sharing.. LOL Big smile Clap
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 6:32pm | IP Logged
ii liked the first one the most :P Embarrassed
fly2me IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 7:10pm | IP Logged
^^^^ me 2. but they both rock LOL
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