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*In Ranveer's car*
R- Aare, tum mujhe kahaan le ke jaa rahe ho? Yeh toh Gonden Gate ka rasta nahin hai.
Ranv- Paata hai, hum vahaan baad mein jayenge, pehle thoda maaza kar le?
R- Maaza, kaisa maaza?
Ranv- Just wait and watch.
*@ Walia House
B- Rano kitni kush lag rahi thi, hai naa?
Jig- Haan, ek dum khil rahi thi.
J- Ha! 'Khil rahi thi'! Woh kya phool hai jo khilegi?
S- Right, she was normal…just cool…cool like a cucumber…
A- Tum theeno ko toh aaisa hi lagega, uski love life ki dushman jo ho.
Adi- Hum uske dushman nahin hai, we just don't want to see her dating guys.
Jig- Aacha, no dating boys…toh kya woh girls date kar sakte hai?
(the girls giggled looking at the expressions on the guys faces)
J- Jigyasa, tum
kaise baatein kaar rahe ho!
Jig- Chill Bhaia, don't have a cow!
S- Oye, Bart Simpson ki line mari!
Jig- I know…great show naa? (Jigyasa was trying to distract the guys and Sahil was the easiest target)
S- Haan, tumne dekha uss din, woh kaise skateboard chalata hai? Wow, he is my idol. Kaash main bhi uske tarha skateboarding kar sakta. (he was day dreaming; the other guys smacked their foreheads)
A- Tumhara idol ek cartoon character hai…hey bagwan. Log aapne idol Mother Theresa aur Ghandi ji ko mante hai…aur yeh…Bart Simpson!!!
S- Bart is cool man…I love him!
J- Sahil! Focus…tera Bart Simpson gaya bhad mein.
Adi- Haan, aagar tu skateboard pe chad gaya, toh samjo ke tere sharir ke pure 206 hadiyaan toot gaya!
A- Bejha toh pehle se toota hua hai, aur kuch maat todna!
J- Uff, aab tum dono maat shuru ho jaana.
B- Aap kyun tension mein hai, baas ek hi toh date hai. Aur Ranveer toh aacha ladka hai.
J- Aacha ladka my foot! Aagar aacha ladka hota toh Rano ke saath pyaar ka chakar nahin chalate! (he mumbled under his breath)
Adi- Haan, paata nahin woh dono kya kaar rahe honge aaab.
The guys sat down on the couch across form the girls. Up until this point they had been just pacing back and forth, back and forth. If they paced anymore then it was safe to say there would be an oval shaped hole in Walia House. Anu winked at the girls and then opened her mouth to talk.
A- Date pe hai toh kya kaar rahe honge? My guess is ke abhi abhi un dono restaurant poucha hai, Ranveer Rano ke liye darvaza khol raha hai, phir uske utarne ke madat kaar raha hoga.
S- Utar!? Kya utar raha hoga?
Jig- Aare Bhaia, gaadi se utar rahi hogi…gaadi se…andar jaane ke liyeh.
S- Oh…phew (Sahil settled; God knows what he was thinking…lol)
B- Lekin haan, mujhe paaka paata hai, Ranveer is such a gentleman, ussne zaroor Rano ka haath pakda hoga.
J- Haath kyun pakda, haath kyun pakda!? Haath chod!
Jig- Bhaia, hum…ghaar paar hai, woh dono…date paar hai…hum kaise haath chod de…jaab humne pakda hi nahin.
Adi- Bohot aacha, hum yahaan stressed hai, aur tum theeno masti kaar rahe ho. Bani tum bhi?
J- Haan, woh tumhari behen hai, aagar Ranveer ne kuch ulta sida kiya toh?
B- Nahin karega, mujhe uss paar pura bhorasa hai. Bohot hi sharif ladka hai.
S- Aagar sharif hai toh haath kyun pakda? Bloody lofer kahin ka!
A- Uff, we were only kidding…sort of…hum for sure nahin keh sakte ke woh kya kaar rahe hai. Aur haan, ek aur baath, aagar haath pakadne se woh lofer baan jata hai, phir toh tum aur Jij bhi lofer's ho.
Adi- Woh kaise?
Jig- Tumne bhi toh humara haath pakda tha jaab hum dates paar jaate the.
Aditya and Sahil glanced at Jai who was no looking at them like he could kill them. They had been the ones dating his sister and saali, so they were just as bad as Ranveer. Logically, Aditya and Sahil knew that the things they did or had ideas of doing, Ranveer would even think about; logically they knew that, but they were not being logical.
S- Err…woh…woh alag baath tha…yeh alag baath hai.
A- Haila, hypocrite kahin ka! Tum dono ke liyeh tik hai lekin Ranveer ke liyeh nahin…woh kyun?
Jig- Haan, haan bolo…Jaab Adi tum, table ke niche se mere haath pakad te the, taab kya, it was ok?
Adi- Woh…er….main…(he looked at Jai who was about to pounce on him) hey Bagwan, mujhe baacha! (he said it in a prayer to himself quietly.
Suddenly, out of nowhere Bani yelled.
B- Pad Thai!
J- Kya, kya hua? (Jai was at her side as was everyone else) Bani tum tik toh ho naa…aur baacha? (his hand was protectively on her stomach)
B- Aap…aap yeh kya kaar rahe hai? Main tik hoon (she squatted his hand off her stomach)
Jig- Toh phir, why did you yell?
B- Oh, woh…mujhe Pad Thai chahiyeh.
S- Woh kya hai?
A- Khane ke cheez, obviously. (she relaxed a bit seeing that nothings was wrong with Bani)
B- Haan, Thai food hai…mujhe abhi chahiyeh.
J- Bani, aab main tumhare liyeh Thai food kahaan se laoon?
B- Mujhe nahin paata, baas itna paata hai ke mujhe chahiyeh. Mujhe Pad Thai ke saath saath, shrimp cakes, chicken fried rice, tom yum soup aur Thai iced tea bhi chahiyeh. Haan, aagar tum logoon ko kuch chahiyeh toh mangva sakte ho, dinner ho jayega.
Jig- Itna saara khana kya tu akele khayegi?
B- Omg, of course not…
A- Good maine toh soocha…
B- Main aur mera munna khayenge!
A- Oh, never mind.
J- Lekin main…kaise…nahin Bani… (Jai watched as Adi signaled him to say yes to Bani's demands) Err…tik hai Bani, main jaata hoon, lekin main abhi aaya.
Jai went with the guys a bit away from the girls. He asked Aditya how he was supposed to get her Thai food because the only Thai place she liked was Golden Gate and that was almost half way across town. Jai didn't even need Aditya to answer that question because the answer hit him in the face. Golden Gate was really golden for them, the could hit two birds with one stone; Bani's craving but most importantly, they could see what the chipku Ranveer was up to with Rano. The guys returned.
J- Tik hai, toh hum chalte hai.
Jig- Tum kaha chale? (she asked Aditya)
Adi- Woh, hum sooch rahe the ke hum saab kyun naa aaj Thai khate hai.
S- Haan, aur itna saara khana Jai Bhaia akele kaise layega, so hum jaa rahe hai help karne.
A- Oh, so sweet…tumhe aapne bhai ka kitna fikar hai. Muah!
S- Yes, yes…fikar…toh chale guys.
Adi- Haan haan, chalo.
The guys left with Bani's long list of foods, drinks and desserts that she wanted. Before Jai left he told Tony not to let Bani out of his sight and make sure that she didn't go anywhere. Jai wasn't stupid, he knew that the girls would figure out what they were doing eventually, but he just didn't want them to catch him red handed. Tony only agreed when Jai said that if he didn't he would fire Tony. So that was it, the guys were off.
Jai had driven at top speed as he raced to the Golden Gate. As soon as he got there he threw his keys at the valet so they could park his car. Usually he told them to be careful with his BMW but this night he didn't really care; he had only one thought on his mind…RanRan. The entered the restaurant and asked the host where RanRan.
H(ost)- I'm sorry sir lekin Mr. Ranveer abhi yahaan nahin hai.
Adi- Chichora kahin kaa…humse kehta hai ke woh Rano ko lekar yahaan aayega, aur phir kahin aur chala jaata hai.
H- Sir, aap log ghalat samaj rahe hai. Mr. Ranveer ka reservation 9:00 ke liyeh hai.
S- 9…woh kyun.
J- Aab woh isse kaise paata hoga. Kya aap mujhe keh saket hai ke uska table kaunsa hai.
H- WOh, vahaan…jo table khali hai.
J- (he looked at it and around the room; he slipped the host some money) Hume uss table ke tik cross mein ek table chahiyeh.
H- Magar sir, woh table already booked ha.
Adi- Toh un-book kar doh. Jaante nahin ho, yeh Jai walia hai! Jai Walia ke liyeh ek table khali nahin kaar sakte?
H- Of course kaar sakte hai, aap ek minute rukiyeh.
(a few minutes later the host came back)
H- Please follow me sir.
(he led them to a table right across form Rano's table)
H- Aapki menus. Would you like something to drink?
S- Nahin, hum yahaan khane nahin aaye hai.
Adi- Ghumne aaye hai, aab haat naa!
H- Ok…(the host was seriously weirder out and attempted to take their menus)
J- Inhe yahin pe chod do.
J- Baad mein zaaruart pad sakta hai.
H- As you wish sir…(he was about to walk away)
H- Ji sir…
J- Yeh lo (he handed the host more money) Tumhe humare liyeh ek chota sa kaam karna padega.
H- Kya kaam sir?
J- Jaab Mr. Ranveer aur unka…unka…Date (he felt weird saying it) aayega, toh make sure ke Mr. Ranveer ka coat nahin utarna chahiyeh.
H- Ji sir?
Adi- Yes, make sure he does not take his coat off…keep the coat on at all costs!
H- O…ok sir
S- Haan aur yeh…(he pulled out the order of food from his pocked) Yeh khaana hume chahiyeh, please tayar rakhna, hum jaane ke waqt le lenge.
H- Of course sir.
The host walked away leaving the guys waiting for RanRan to come.
Meanwhile Ranveer had taken Rano to a carnival that was happening near by. He knew that Rano was a lively and masti filled girl, he wanted to make this date a date she would never forget. They had spent a good chunk of time there, but then Ranveer realized that it was time to leave or else they would miss their reservations. They had been talking so much, it was funny just how much they enjoyed the others company; before they knew it, they had reached the Golden Gate.
Meanwhile at Walia House the girls were getting restless and hungry. The guys had been gone for nearly an hour and they hadn't even called to say they would be late.
B- Kahaan reh gaye yeh theeno, bhook ke mare meri toh jaan nikal rahi hai.
Jig- I know, meri bhi…I'm so hungry.
A- What is taking them so long, sirf Thai food hi toh hai.
Jig- Although, ghaar ke aas paas toh koi Thai food ke restaurant nahin hai…they had to go to…
Jigyasa stopped talking and realized just what a blunder they had made; Anu too realized what had happened right under their noses.
Jig-A- GOLDEN GATE! (they both yelled at the same time)
B- Haan, Golden Gate, kya hua…they went to Golden Gate.
Jig- Bani!...Rano and Ranveer went to…
B- Golden Gate…so sweet naa…
A- Humare paati's, they went to…
B- Golden Gate for my food…so sweet naa…
Jig- Sweet ki baachi…lagta hai ke Sahil Bhaia ke saat reh kaar tera bhi bheja fry hogaya hai!
B- Hey…ek min…(then it hit her) Oh shit! GOLDEN GATE!
Jig- Yes, Golden Gate!
B- Un theeno ki toh main…TONY!!!!!!!!! (Tony came running)
T- Ji maam?
B- Tony, driver ko bulao…mujhe kahin jaana hai.
T- Lekin maam, Jai sir ne kahaa ke aapko kahin jaane naa doon.
Jig- Jai sir ne kahaa…
B- Dekho Tony, mujhe behes karne ka koi shok nahin hai…tum driver ko bulao.
T- Lekin maam, aagar aap gaye…toh meri naukri chali jayegi.
B- Dekho aagar main nahin gayi toh tumhari naukri paaka jayegi…
Jig- Tony…baath ko samjo…aagar hum nahin gaye toh phir Jai Bhaia tumhe fire nahin karega, right?
Jig- Aagar hum nahin gaye toh Bani tumhe fire kardegi, right?
Jig- Lekin soocho, who controls your job…
T- Jai sir…mostly…
A- And who controls Jai sir…
T- Bani maam?
Jig- Right…aab jaao driver ko bula lao.
Seeing that Tony was in a lose, lose situation he did as he was told. At this point he would rather face Jai's wrath and not Bani's pregnancy hormones.
Back at the restaurant, the guys were getting restless waiting for RanRan.
J- Where the hell are they, kitne dehr hogaye!
Adi- Paata nahin kya kaar raha hoga uss lofer humare bholi Rano ke saath.
S- Kya Bhaia aap bhi…shub shub bolo…aur…wait…woh raha…Rano aur Ranveer.
J- Omg…hide…menus kahaan hai…
The three guys quickly grabbed the menus that were lying on the table and held them up so that their faces were hidden; every few seconds they peeked over the top to see what RanRan were doing. They watched the host get Ranveer's name and as soon as Ranveer said his name the host made a face. Ranveer took the shawl off of Rano's shoulders and handed it to the host for coat check and then started to take his own coat off.
H- I'm sorry sir (the host put a hand on Ranveer's shoulder) Aap aapna coat nahin utar sakte.
H- Humara naya policy hai…jacket must stay on.
Ranv- Lekin yeh toh…maine jaab reservation kiya taab toh kisi ne nahin bataya ke rules change hogaya hai.
R- Dekhiyeh, hume nahin paata tha, aagli baar hum dhiyan rakhenge…iss baar ke liyeh maaf kaar dijiyeh.
H- Sorry maam, I am under strict orders not to let him take is coat off.
R- Strict orders matlab? (she smelled something fishy)
H- Matlab…ke mera boss…yes boss…
Ranv- This is not fair…
Rano let Ranveer talk to the host as she turned towards the main dining area and looked around. She was shocked when she saw that most of the men there didn't have formal jackets on, only a few did but it was part of their outfit. However, she did notice something a bit odd. In the middle of the room, slightly towards the back, there was a table that had three people huddled around one side; Rano tired but she couldn't see their faces, since they were hidden by the large menus. Rano stared and squinted a bit, and then caught a glimpse of one of the men…she had seen Sahil, just for a second because he had gone back under the menu. Now she knew what was going on, she turned to the host and Ranveer.
R- Ranveer, aapna coat utaro.
H- Nahin maam…woh…
R- Maine kahaa naa, utaro…
R- Tum utarte ho ke main…
R- Tik hai…
Rano began to remove Ranveer's coat, he hesitated at first but he knew he wasn't going to win so he let Rano take it. Rano then handed the coat to the host.
H- Maam…mera boss…
R- Look, I know what is going on…if you don't take this damn coat…aapki yeh joh boss hai, unka bhi boss hai…aagar unka boss aapke piche lag gayi toh aapki kher nahin!
R- Kuch nahin…humare table kahaan hai?
H- Right this way please.
Ranv- Woh kya boss?
R- Kuch nahin…don't worry.
Rano linked her arm with Ranveer's as they walked to the table. Meanwhile the guys…
J- Yeh Rano ne kya kiya…ussne coat utar di!
Adi- ussne hume dekha toh nahin?
S- Nahin dekha hoga…kaise dekhte…we are very well hidden.
J- Haan, usne nahin dekha hoga.
Adi- LEkin abhi haath kyun pakda!?
Ranveer pulls out Rano's seat but if Rano sat there then that would mean that Ranveer would see her jiju's so she told Ranveer she wanted to sit on the other side. Once Ranveer got Rano settled in he went around the table and sat across form her; this way, Rano could see the guys clearly. They were soon joined by their waiter. The waiter took their drink orders and their appetizer orders while they looked over the menu for their main orders. The waiter didn't take long to bring out their drinks and menus. Rano saw the Thai shrimp spring roll's and had an idea.
R- Ranveer, yeh spring rolls naa, they are my favorite…yeh lo…try karo.
She raised her hand to feed him and her fingers almost touched his lips. At first Ranveer was hesitant but when Rano flashed him a smile, he was a goner.
*the guys table*
J- Yeh main kya dekh raha hoon, Rano Ranveer ko khila rahi hai.
S- I know Bhaia, yeh toh…
Adi- Oye, woh dekho…Rano is touching his lips…why is she touching his lips?!
Adi had removed his menu and this time Rano got a clear view of his face. Then one by one the other two removed their menus and Rano got a look at the three of them. Still, the jiju's did nothing to get up and leave even though they had been caught.
Rano knew exactly what she was doing when she let her hand slip and some chili sauce got on the corner of Ranveer's mouth. She could only imagine how her jiju's were dealing with this. A smile crept onto her face at the thought. After they had finished their appetizers they had placed the order for their main course, but that would take a little while to arrive, so they talked. Rano had some what purposefully steered the topic towards Ranveer's parents, because it made him a little upset; they were never really there for him, they were too busy with their own lives.
Seeing this as another opportunity, Rano couldn't let it pass. She winked at the guys, who were no openly watching her. Rano then reached across the table and put her hand on top of Ranveer's to comfort him, and piss off her jiju's.
J- Oye, ussne Ranveer ka haath kyun pakda! (he grabbed Adi's hand with his other one)
Adi- Tu mera haath toh chod!
J- Oh (looking down at their hands) sorry…(let go)
S- Humari Rano itni innocent nahin hai…(he whined)
Adi- (stood up) Oye! Haat chod!
Realizing what he had just done he quickly sat down and put up his menu, as did Sahil and Jai, they didn't want Ranveer to see them. Rano quickly drew Ranveer's attention to her. Rano kept flaunting her physical touch on Ranveer in front of the guys.
Adi- Yeh kya…omg…Jai..vahaan dekh!
Adi signaled to the entrance of the dining room. As the three of them looked they saw Jigyasa, Anu and Bani walk in, neither looking happy but Bani looking particularly mad talking to the host.
B- Kya Jai Walia naam ka koi aadmi hai yahaan?
H- Ji (he saw Jai wave like crazy to say no) Ji nahin.
B- Dekhiyeh…main jaanti hoon ke woh yahin hai…
Jig- Tell us the truth varnaa…
B- Look, I am pregnant, the size of a house, my feet are swollen, I am hungry, I am craving Thai iced tea, and I am hormonal! DO NOT MESS WITH ME!
(the host was speechless)
Jig- Aapki bhalai issi mein hai ke aap hume bata dijiyeh ke Jai Walia kahaan hai aur inke liyeh (indicating Bani) ek large Thai Iced Tea le aaiyeh, varnaa yeh khaana ke saath saatk aapko bhi kha jayegi.
The host then pointed to the table where the three guys tried desperately to hide behind the menus. As soon as the girls saw that table they knew it was their husbands. Bani waddled in with Jigyasa and Anu behind her; she stood in the middle of the dining room and yelled…
B- JAI MANMEET WALIA!!!!
All eyes turned to her, including Rano and Ranveer but not the guys.
Adi- OMG, Bani just middle named you…that is not good.
J- I know…
S- Your middle name is Manmeet! (he was laughing)
Since Bani didn't get the response she wanted she spoke again.
B- JAI MANMEET WALIA…don't make me come get you!!!!
Jai knew he was lost and so did the other two guys. Slowly the lowered their menus and came face to face with their wives. Jai was the one that was scared the most, because his darling wife…looked like a raging bull right about now.
…Ch 112…what will Bani do to mr. manmeet!...stay tuned…
PS: I needed a middle name for Jai so I went with manmeet …after all…the Walia's are Punjabi right? Lol…just for some comedy…cant really picture jai as a manmeet now can ya!...lol…
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