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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 1:18pm | IP Logged
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died
in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten ,mainly
due to her interest in health food, and exercise. Of course you know who they are...JW and his wife BW.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their
mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath
suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter
how much all this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that
the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and
each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf
courses on earth.

JW asked, "what are the green fees?".

Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with
the cuisine's of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked JW.

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter
replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" JW
asked timidly.

Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you
like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get
sick. This is Heaven."

With that JW went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat
and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both
tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

JW looked at his wife, BW and said, "This is all your fault. If
it weren't for your blasted health food, I could have been here ten
years ago !"


ROFL

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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 1:21pm | IP Logged
Di, that was funny.
but mean too.. hehe..
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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 1:32pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by nir_jaanu

Di, that was funny.
but mean too.. hehe..


Niru...I didn't make it up...but there were so many parallels to JW there, couldn't help it. I just changed the names...LOLLOLLOL


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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 1:38pm | IP Logged
OMG LOL Too good, that surely does put a big smile on my face after a very longggg test.Too good.Thanks Di. Big smile Big smile

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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 1:41pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by coolgurl_2005

OMG LOL Too good, that surely does put a big smile on my face after a very longggg test.Too good.Thanks Di. Big smile Big smile

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Preetu,

You are welcome, hope your test went well...what was the test on..here in US, kids are taking AP tests...four hours for each one of them...killers...Angry
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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 1:45pm | IP Logged
ROFL ......I need some more doses of this kind as I have been suffering from sort of Partial Memory Loss since yesterday Wink LOL
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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 1:46pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by Sheena_Row

Originally posted by coolgurl_2005

OMG LOL Too good, that surely does put a big smile on my face after a very longggg test.Too good.Thanks Di. Big smile Big smile

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Preetu,

You are welcome, hope your test went well...what was the test on..here in US, kids are taking AP tests...four hours for each one of them...killers...Angry

I had a math test, it was yuck.Ouch I am takin business math in summer school and it was prep exam.So annoying.Angry I wish I could get an degree at 15, I must call BT and ask them what school did Vicky go toLOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 3:49pm | IP Logged
Me I want to go to heaven now...so I can pig out too...especially chocolates, breakfast, lunch and dinner. LOL

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