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rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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rabeeak2003

Joined: 26 August 2004
Posts: 3898

Posted: 09 January 2005 at 6:05pm | IP Logged
 

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Joined: 30 October 2004
Posts: 10006

Posted: 09 January 2005 at 6:12pm | IP Logged
LOL
mango Global Moderator
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Posts: 9255

Posted: 09 January 2005 at 8:00pm | IP Logged
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Joined: 01 December 2004
Posts: 5186

Posted: 09 January 2005 at 9:27pm | IP Logged
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Posts: 201

Posted: 09 January 2005 at 9:57pm | IP Logged
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Posts: 598

Posted: 10 January 2005 at 5:45pm | IP Logged
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Joined: 27 October 2004
Posts: 6974

Posted: 11 January 2005 at 5:43pm | IP Logged
LOL   that was a lot of fun!
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