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Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers.

Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing .

The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant.

Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know -

it means....

S - Sardaron ke

M - Mazak udane ki

S - Service
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Posted: 02 September 2009 at 1:16pm | IP Logged
Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari , aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!



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Posted: 02 September 2009 at 1:19pm | IP Logged
LOL Truly said Pooja... When we see error messages our halat is just like what the young man wanted.....
 
Jeeto kuch to seekho.... Aur ab Sardarji ne choice me girne ka faisls kar hi liya hai to kya karein!  LOL
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Posted: 02 September 2009 at 8:40pm | IP Logged
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
ROFL              ROFL

too gud..!!ROFL
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Posted: 02 September 2009 at 11:39pm | IP Logged
ROFL
 
 
Omg it's damn funny poojA..SPECIALLY THAT ERROR WALA... LOL
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Posted: 03 September 2009 at 11:58am | IP Logged
ROFL  ROFL  ROFL soo funny pooja...the first two r hilarious
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