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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 1:37am | IP Logged
Twinkle Twinke Little Star,
You Should Know What You Are,
And If You Know What You Are,
Then Mental Hospital Is Not So Far…
 

Ek Dost Dusre Dostse: Ye Sukh Kya Chiz Hoti Hai?
Dusra Kehta Hai: MaluM Nahi Meri To Bachpan Me Hi Shadi Ho Gayi Thi…

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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 12:57pm | IP Logged
Dusra Kehta Hai: MaluM Nahi Meri To Bachpan Me Hi Shadi Ho Gayi Thi…

ROFL   ROFL   ROFL

bechara dost LOL

oh trupti really funny yar
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Posted: 04 September 2009 at 1:01pm | IP Logged
bechara dost,balvivah main phas gayaLOL
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Posted: 12 September 2009 at 1:24am | IP Logged
Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi..
 
DJ bola:-- kab tak music bajau??
 
Party owner:--12 baje tak bajade,,uske baad to ye sardar generator ki awaz pe nachte rahenge.
 
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Banta selling Parashut :--plane se  Kudo, aur aap zamin pe safety land..
 
Customer:- agar parashut na khula  to??
 
Banta:-- O G Paise wapas..
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Sardar ne Mendak se Pucha k Sardaro me dimag hota hai????
 
Mendak  ne kuch kaha nahi or pani me kud gaya..
 
Sardar bola isme  atma-hatya karne wali kya bat thi...
 
 
 
 

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Posted: 12 September 2009 at 10:00am | IP Logged
12 baje tak bajade,,uske baad to ye sardar generator ki awaz pe nachte rahenge.LOL
O G Paise wapas.Silly
Sardar bola isme  atma-hatya karne wali kya bat thi... ROFL

sply last one is jst toooROFL

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Posted: 12 September 2009 at 12:03pm | IP Logged
Banta:-- O G Paise wapas..
Sardar bola isme  atma-hatya karne wali kya bat thi
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 16 September 2009 at 1:44pm | IP Logged
Question:  prove that 2/10 = 2

some people insist that question is out of syllabous or incorrect, but WE never know what is correct answer,   WE think in different way and invent new miracles.
so we will go on like:
2 = two
10 = ten
therefore,
      two/ten
cancel (t)
then,    wo/en
alphabetical numbers;
w = 23
o = 15
e = 5
n = 14
so,
   w+o = 23+15 = 38
and  e+n = 5+14 = 19

then, wo/en = 38/19 = 2

hence proved....... WE never say answer kya hai, WE say answer kya lana hai.........
who WE are.................  "STUDENTS" LOL  LOL  LOL

SO, its means students rocksssssss
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Posted: 16 September 2009 at 2:08pm | IP Logged
 sardar travelling first time in plane, going Bombay.
while its landing he shouted
 Bombay - - - - Bombay
Air hostess: Be silent
Sardar:  Ok
     ombay - - - - ombay


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rat and elephant were having a chat

Rat: how old are u?
Elephant:  15 years
Rat: but u look big
Elephant: I'm a COMPLAN Boy

Elephant:
how old r u?
Rat: 30 years
Elephant: but u look small
Rat: i use PONDS Age Miracle

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Sardar went for an interview...........

Interviewer: Tell me opposite of GOOD.
Sardar:  Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar:  Go
Interviewer:  Ok u can go
Sardar: ok u can come
Interviewer:  go
Sardar:  come
Interviewer: I say out
Sardar:  I say in
Interviewer: Shut up
Sardar:  Keep talking
Interviewer: Get out
Sardar: Come in
Interviewer:  Oh my GOD
Sardar: O my devil
Interviewer:  u r rejected
Sardar: I am selected

oh balle balle oh balle balle
LOL

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