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Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai
.

LOLLOL
 
 
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
 
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?
 
LOLLOL
 
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
 
LOLLOL
 
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater
 
LOLLOL
 
 
Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.
Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo.
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Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father's Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir
 
Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir
 
Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir
 
Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?
Officer: M.P!!!

Candidate: What Is That Sir?
Officer: Mental Problems
 
LOLLOL
 
now time for some Q & A
 
Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain.
But villain loves hero's sister,and hero's sister loves heroine's brother .
Here, heroine's brother loves villain's sister .
But villain's sister loves hero's brother.
 
Again!, hero's brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain.
Finally two people commit suicide
 
Who're they? ………..Ouch

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Posted: 29 August 2009 at 7:40am | IP Logged
Repeater LOL
Mental Problems LOL

ROFL            ROFL               ROFL

n ques....
r u seriously asking dis ques ya hmesa ki tarah...u r making fool of us..!! tumhra sense of humour to hum sab jaante hi hain.. Approve
my guess...
may b hero n hero brother commits suicide..... Ermm


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Posted: 29 August 2009 at 10:53am | IP Logged
ROFL  ROFL  ROFL
oh trupti really funny yar.......r jokes are hilarious

and this question Wacko  Wacko

hmmm i think so hero and heroien commit suicide Ermm
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Posted: 30 August 2009 at 1:21am | IP Logged

ok ok..niice try but wronmg answer.. LOL

2 ppl who comited sucide is Producer & director..ROFL
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Posted: 30 August 2009 at 3:41am | IP Logged
Super Coooooooooll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL
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Posted: 30 August 2009 at 9:13am | IP Logged
Originally posted by saifeena143

ok ok..niice try but wronmg answer.. LOL

2 ppl who comited sucide is Producer & director..ROFL


LOL                 ROFL                  LOL                   ROFL                     LOL

dir n producer ....lolz....

ROFL
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Posted: 30 August 2009 at 10:48am | IP Logged
ROFLROFLROFL LOL LOL LOL ROFLROFLROFL

oh Trupti you always make me laugh and laughLOL


Edited by ruha - 30 August 2009 at 10:49am
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Posted: 31 August 2009 at 10:26am | IP Logged
Originally posted by saifeena143

ok ok..niice try but wronmg answer.. LOL

2 ppl who comited sucide is Producer & director..ROFL


Shocked what????????   bechare

ROFL   ROFL   ROFL   ROFL   ROFL   thts really funny....trupti u r jst too good yarBig smile

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