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maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 26 May 2008 at 5:07am | IP Logged
chalu father nahh!!!! LOL

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Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:50am | IP Logged
Bahut hi Amna.... Kaash sabke pita aisa hota LOL
maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 27 May 2008 at 2:19am | IP Logged

Ek gadha:- yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai Unhappy   
Dusara gadha: - to tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Stern Smile    

Pehla Gadha : - bhaag to jaata par yahan future bada bright hai ...

maalik ki khoobsoorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kahta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

LOL LOL
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Posted: 27 May 2008 at 4:53am | IP Logged
Lo us gadhe ki bhi umeed high hain LOL

Mr.X1: Why are you running so fast?
Mr.X2: (Panting) To deliver this letter...
Mr.X1: Where?
Mr.X2:No time to read the address! LOL
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Posted: 28 May 2008 at 12:01pm | IP Logged
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he
spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the
side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage," Hello Doctor!! Please come over
here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves
out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new
one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically
the same work? "

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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running" Wink
maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 28 May 2008 at 12:48pm | IP Logged
ohhh!!!!chalu doctor LOL
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Posted: 29 May 2008 at 4:51am | IP Logged
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....." Angry Wink
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Posted: 30 May 2008 at 10:41am | IP Logged
HHOOOOOOOO!!!! LOL LOLloved the anwser

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