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Posted: 08 August 2009 at 2:42am | IP Logged
jst fr fun n confusion....

quoted by sme "hasya kavi"

kuch din baad pata chala ki mere papa ko vidhwa ki beti se pyaar ho gaya hai....
aur unhone is tarah meri hi beti se shadi kar li....
ab mere pitaji mere daamad ban gaye aur meri beti meri maa ban gyi....
aur meri hi patni meri naani ban gyi....

zyada problems tab hui jab mera ladka hua....
ab mera ladka meri maa ka bhai ho gya to is tarah mera mama ho gaya....

halat to tub kharab hui...
jub mere pitaji ko ladka hua...
mere pitaji ka ladka yaani mera bhai... mera hi naati (pota) ho gya....
aur main is tarah khud ka hi daada aur khud ka hi pota ban gya....
Silly                         Silly                         Silly                             Silly

AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 08 August 2009 at 3:16am | IP Logged
Originally posted by keep-smiling

jst fr fun n confusion....

quoted by sme "hasya kavi"

kuch din baad pata chala ki mere papa ko vidhwa ki beti se pyaar ho gaya hai....
aur unhone is tarah meri hi beti se shadi kar li....
ab mere pitaji mere daamad ban gaye aur meri beti meri maa ban gyi....
aur meri hi patni meri naani ban gyi....

zyada problems tab hui jab mera ladka hua....
ab mera ladka meri maa ka bhai ho gya to is tarah mera mama ho gaya....

halat to tub kharab hui...
jub mere pitaji ko ladka hua...
mere pitaji ka ladka yaani mera bhai... mera hi naati (pota) ho gya....
aur main is tarah khud ka hi daada aur khud ka hi pota ban gya....
Silly
LOL
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Veena..

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Posted: 08 August 2009 at 6:18am | IP Logged
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oh GOD dipti its very funny but really confusingLOL
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Posted: 09 August 2009 at 12:06am | IP Logged
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yeh kya tha, koi muje samjha sakta hain..plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
keep-smiling IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 09 August 2009 at 12:27am | IP Logged
hey, trupti.... omg itne saare confusin smiley... bahut confuse ho gyi?
jst a joke n brain twister...
confusion of relations it is....
if 'A's fatther marries 'A's daughter....
then al relations wil take a dual turn....
like A's father wil now b his son in law...
etc... aur koi line explain karvani ho to bta dena...
hope u njoy..

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Posted: 09 August 2009 at 1:25am | IP Logged
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performancerepeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."LOLLOLLOL


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Posted: 09 August 2009 at 2:07am | IP Logged
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oh ramya funny jokes yar
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Posted: 09 August 2009 at 2:47am | IP Logged
Mujhe pata hai app log zaror kisi comedy club ke members ho... My God aise jokes.... ROFL Keep entertaining us like this dears!!!!!!!

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