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AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 7:26am | IP Logged

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI
me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?
Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,
Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,
8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,
Farm house hai.....
Tumhare pass kya hai?
ABHISHEK:Mere baap ke sir pe bal hai!

Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,
"adami use marta he jise pyar karta he."
Patni ne pati ko 2 mare or boli
"aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala tha,
ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pati se puchi,
main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies?
A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies
AND Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.

AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
AlexithyMia
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 7:39am | IP Logged

Mobile repair karne walay ko loose motion ho jaye
to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,
outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha,
jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai.

Wo hamari zindagi mein kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi mein kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet mein saand ghus aaye..

ek baar ek sharabi
dekh redio kharab ho gaya,
usne kholkar dekha to usme
chuha mara hua tha
usne kaha ye lo chalega kaise
singer to mara hua hai.

Na Caroodo Me
Na Laakho Me
Na Hazaaro Me
Na Chaand Me
Na Sitaaro Me
Humne Aapko Dekha Hai...
CHAPPAL Churate Hue Gurudwaro Me.
Wink

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

I LIKE U..
I REALLY LIKE U...
I LIKE U VERY MUCH...,
I REALLY LIKE U...,
KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI...,
PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

Kitne din ho gaye,
kitne hafte gujar gaye,
baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi,
ab saal bhi ho jaega,
ab to kehna mano,
chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO.
LOL

Agar humaara SHOTGUN Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to
11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...


AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
AlexithyMia
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 7:44am | IP Logged
Duniya mein bewafai aam baat hai,
Ab Sooraj ko hi dekh lo
niklta Roshni ke saath hai,
Rehta Kiran ke saath hai,

Aur jaata Sandhya ke saath hai....LOLLOLLOL

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After Seeing he went to Delhi. Guess why?
The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

ghunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya i
s duniya se ravaana hua...

Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log jokes bhej rahele hain
aur dhakkan log jokes padh rahele hain...




AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
AlexithyMia
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 8:00am | IP Logged

pathan: Maine Khat Lihka Tha Ke Meri Shadi Per Aana , Tum Kyun Nahi Aay??
2nd Pathan: Mujhe Khat Mila hi Nahi.
1st Pathan: Me Ne Lihka Tha Ke Khat Milay Ye Na Milay Tum Zaroor Aana..

sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se
nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
Sardar:Wah pack kar do.........................

GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai,
aa ja moray baalma tera intzar hai
GIRLS 2009: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai,
aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TAYAR HAI....

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing .
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .

sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt

Wafa se pyar mat karna....
Kyun mat karna..?
Bemaut maare jaaoge...
Kyun maare jaaoge?
Kyunki,WAFA Osama bin laden ki beti hai.
Tongue

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

twinkle twinkle little star,
tera boy friend gaya bazar,
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar.

Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize.
19" TV ka diba,
Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,
10 lakh wali car ka Photo,
ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar....

Love marriage or Arranged marriage me kya difference?
Hum khud jakar kuvey me girey to vo love marriage,
10 log milkar dhakka de-de to vo arrange marriage.

Nepali: Suno gor se duniya walo..
chahe kitne mehal banalo..
uske aage garden banalo,
uske aage gate lagalo,
uske aage honge hum nepali.. OOOO.. SHAAB ZIIIIIILOL

ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 12:43pm | IP Logged
Agar humaara SHOTGUN Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to
11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
SillyROFLROFL
lol hamare shotgunji bhi jokes ke maidan main,good sense of humour RamyaClap

Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...LOL

Hum khud jakar kuvey me girey to vo love marriage,Silly
10 log milkar dhakka de-de to vo arrange marriageROFL.

Awwwwwweeeeeeeeee Ramya thanks for these jokes,very entertaining

maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 12:58pm | IP Logged
Exactly I was laughing on that Shotgun Don yaar.... Abhi haali me Shotgun ka aisa photo bhi post hua tha where he looks like on Don only.... Thinking this and that I was ROFLOthers were also awesome Ramya!
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Posts: 1022

Posted: 08 August 2009 at 1:31am | IP Logged
ROFL
 
 
Awesome jokes, ramya..all are so funny...thanks for posting.Hug
keep-smiling IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 08 August 2009 at 1:34am | IP Logged
fantastic.... super jokes....LOL

ROFL           ROFL             ROFL               ROFL               ROFL             ROFL

njoyed a lot dear.... thanks fr sharing..... Tongue  

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