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Veena.. IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 31 July 2009 at 5:49am | IP Logged
hey thnx guys

oh trupti really funny jokes yarROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFL

Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI. 
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PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
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all jokes are really funny


keep-smiling IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 01 August 2009 at 6:24pm | IP Logged
yeah,......... toooooooo funny..   ROFL
Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
very nice.... ROFL            ROFL
keep sharing... Smile

maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 02 August 2009 at 3:40am | IP Logged
Dhhondh dhoondh ke aise jokes likhte ho kya tum sab! ROFL Awesome!
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 02 August 2009 at 11:31am | IP Logged
ROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFLROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFLROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFLROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFLROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFLROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL  LOLsoooo funny pet dukh raha hai hans hasn ke sardarji aap bhi naa  LOL
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

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Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.



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Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

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Lady: Don't try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!

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Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

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Santa dials a number and a girl named 'SITA' receives phone.

Telephone

Santa says, "maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya."

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Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

"Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?"

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

"Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to "SHUROO" ho jati hai"

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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

boys

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

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Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Man writing letter

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

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Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!


maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 06 August 2009 at 2:42pm | IP Logged
LOL Fiction, gaadi and Lambi celebration was just too good....   Kabhi to ye mard jaane ki unki phoothi hi kismat hai  Wink
 
And our Santa ji will always entertain us like this! ROFL
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 2:03am | IP Logged

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Santa says, "maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya."

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

ROFL
Veena.. IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 07 August 2009 at 6:46am | IP Logged
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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oh pooja really funny yar



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