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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 6:39am | IP Logged
ROFL    ROFL    ROFL    ROFL
main apna paseena sukha raha hoon"
Me na socha surprise don ga..
Ye sun kar tamaam Sardar taaliyaan bajane lagay.
coming with pineapples!"
LAASH " ka  kya  karu?
mere Airtel No par call karo...
ROFL   ROFL   ROFL    ROFL

yeah... ramya n trupti...awesme !!! Thumbs Up

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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 7:10am | IP Logged
                                                        I was like this



                                     
I saw a gal

   

                           
she was cute... like this...

        

     
but actually with out make-up she was like this

  
                                  
even then i liked her


I liked her so much. I
  told lot of lies to her example "u r       soooo cute"

    

                      
I promised her a lot..

                 

                     
I gave costly gifts on feb 14th.. like this...

 

                
I gave a shock like this when she accepted my proposal
     

                         
I used to talk whole night and do this at office...
       


                     
          When ever I gowith my gal friend , My friends  Looke at me Like this
               


             
Then I gave a pose like this to them

 




                       Atlast my gal friend gave the roses  to me like this..  

   



                
i dont know what to do ...
 





                                          So Started   smoking...
        


                    
Then I cried like this






                               Finally It Ended like this
....... ................  

                            


                

                              MORAL:  Never Change Yourself :-p


Edited by Veena.. - 30 July 2009 at 7:13am
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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 7:28am | IP Logged
omg... wow... how schweeeeeeeet !!!!!

amazing... yar !!!!! LOL 

ROFL    ROFL    ROFL    ROFL

u made al those comments urself ?!! LOL

thanks fr sharing.... LOL
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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 7:33am | IP Logged
nopes yar itna demag nahi chalta mera.LOL

my frnd e-mail me
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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 11:01am | IP Logged
hee hee heeeeee LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  bade toh bade bache bhi
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Posted: 30 July 2009 at 9:31pm | IP Logged
wOWWWWWWWW
 
omg veena, i have same e-mail forwaded by friend ..i was just about to post..LOL..it's really funny  &  that cute babies...LOLLOL
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Posted: 31 July 2009 at 12:11am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ruha



why did ramu throw butter from the window???

coz He wanted to see butterfly!
 
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
 
Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
 
 
Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
 
 
Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
 
So..
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..
 
 
Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto....
driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
go & sit back i will drive the auto...
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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
 
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
 
 
 
Sardar declares:
. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
 
. . . I'll give the same advice to my wife and children also. . . . .
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SARDAR talking on cell.
 
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
=======================================
 
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
=======================================
 
Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
 
 
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Posted: 31 July 2009 at 5:49am | IP Logged
hey thnx guys

oh trupti really funny jokes yarROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFL

Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI. 
ROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFL

PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
ROFL    ROFL    ROFL     ROFL    ROFL

all jokes are really funny


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