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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 12:02am | IP Logged
Santa to Pappu:
Where's Sukhna Lake ?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
 
 
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
 
 ROFL
 
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
 
 
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
 
ROFL
 
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
 
 
ROFL

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sunshine286 Goldie
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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 12:05am | IP Logged

This is story of poor boys , loved it so i am posting.

 
 
When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her
 
But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man
 
don't be A "Girl"
 
 
 
 
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
 
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
 
 
 
 
If a Girl is talking to Boys
 
----- She is "Very Friendly"
 
If a Boy talks to a Girl
 
---------- He is "flirting"
 
 
 
If a Girl meets with accident ------------ --------
 
Then its "mistake of others"
 
If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------
 
"Don't you know how to Drive"
 
 
 
What A World Is this

Please help us God..
 
 
---poor Boys
 
ROFL
 
See, so many  Benefits of Being girl...we should proud ourself..Thumbs Up

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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 5:54am | IP Logged
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wow trupti so many jokes...these all r really funny yar.....wow gr8 posting....

See, so many  Benefits of Being girl...we should proud ourself..

oh yes we r proud to be a girlWink
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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 6:24am | IP Logged
wow. . . . ..lots  of  benefits  being a girl.. . . .
So, girls  never be upset  being a girl.. . . ok????ROFL
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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 6:32am | IP Logged

Customer: Waiter ! Waiter ! Theres a fly in my soup !!
Waiter: Don't worry Sir, the spider in your salad will get it !!

What do you call a witch made of sand?

A sandwitch

Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?

Sam: "HIJKLMNO".

Teacher: What?!

Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

 

Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on the other, what would I have?

Class: Big Hands!!!!!!


Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?

Sam: Your name on my report card.

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Posted: 24 July 2009 at 10:49am | IP Logged
nice jokes....... Thumbs Up
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See, so many  Benefits of Being girl...we should proud ourself.. thats true..Approve

Yesterday you said it's H to O!  LOL
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