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sunshine286 Goldie
sunshine286
sunshine286

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Posts: 1022

Posted: 20 July 2009 at 4:00am | IP Logged
Sardar:Yaar Kal Raat Teen Ghante Ek ENGLISH FILM Dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen Tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend:Film Ka Naam Kya Tha.?
Sardar:"NO DISC INSERTED…
 
 
Chaman sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
 
Tring
Tring
Tring.
Sardar Hello kon bol raha hai
Other side,Ji main bol raha hoon
Sardar oye ye to kamal ho gya
idhar se bhi main Uthar Se Bhi Main.
 
 
Aman Drives In To One-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board
PoliceMan:Oye No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Aman: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
 
Chaman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai…
 
ROFL

AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
AlexithyMia
AlexithyMia

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Posts: 4204

Posted: 20 July 2009 at 4:24am | IP Logged
Originally posted by keep-smiling

me too didnt cheated... Geek
hey, bt frm where could we cheat... sory, bt i m confused...
n also i tried to do it fast... as u asked to... n obviously didnt used calculator.... LOL

njoyed a lot answering it !! Smile
plzzz.. plzz... keep puting up... Star

Yup me tooEmbarrassed didnt cheat. I SHAPATLOL

sunshine286 Goldie
sunshine286
sunshine286

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Posts: 1022

Posted: 20 July 2009 at 6:03am | IP Logged

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ....
 
Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari aa rahi thi ...
 
Dono ki takkar hui ...
 
Tota Behosh ...
 
Raste me Ek Beggar tha
 
Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar le gaya ...
 
Usko Marham lagaya ..
 
Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...
 

Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...
 
Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
 
Bola ...
 

"AAILA ... JAIL .... Kya woh Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya?"

LOL
AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
AlexithyMia
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Posts: 4204

Posted: 20 July 2009 at 6:16am | IP Logged
LOL
keep-smiling IF-Dazzler
keep-smiling
keep-smiling

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Posts: 2739

Posted: 20 July 2009 at 11:37am | IP Logged
Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
ROFL               ROFL  
Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai…
ROFL               ROFL

"AAILA ... JAIL .... Kya woh Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya?"
ROFL               ROFL
oh god.!!!!       ROFL
tooo fuunnyy!!!!!!!!!
keep going !!!!
maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 20 July 2009 at 12:17pm | IP Logged
ROFL Muah.... Kahan se laaate ho aise jokes Trupti!? Expecially the parrot one and vibration was awesome dear! ROFL
AlexithyMia IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 21 July 2009 at 6:19am | IP Logged
ROFL ROFL
nirmola Senior Member
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Posts: 413

Posted: 21 July 2009 at 12:10pm | IP Logged
ROFL
ROFL
Those  are soo  funny. . . .specially " Higher study" then " Vibration mood "
Finally  the parrot.

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