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therefore only I askedLOL

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Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese."

chinese-b0y.jpg

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

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Originally posted by saifeena143

Can you answer my questions ?

The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
 
 
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
?
Socho socho
 
What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
?
?
?
Socho'''''

umm nahi pata yaar,you continue
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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 12:00pm | IP Logged
ROFL
 
that was great one..chinease...ROFL
 
 
Originally posted by saifeena143

Can you answer my questions ?

The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
 
Dil Chhata Hai! 
 
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
?
Socho socho
 
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
 
What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
?
?
?
Socho'''''
 
Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 12:01pm | IP Logged
Aman was absent from work from few days, when he got back to his office. At work Chaman asked him how he was feeling?
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.
"Wonderful? How can the cold and fever be wonderful?" Chaman asked Aman in stunned disbelief.
"Well, I learned that my wife, really loves me. You know that whenever the mailkman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, she ran out to meet them? I could hear her excitedly saying 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'
 
LOL
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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 12:06pm | IP Logged
LOL
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the answers were very funny dear
and ab wify ka kya jhol hai

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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 12:15pm | IP Logged
Teacher- Aapko SRK ki movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI se kya lesson mila?
Student- Ummeed mat haaro, shaadi k baad b ladki pat sakti hai.
 

Examination time ka joke.

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

 
 
 
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai
 
MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

 
ROFL
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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 12:18pm | IP Logged
lol lol lol
lo gf ne bhikari bana diy
a
ROFLROFLgreat dear
and  students toh chalo nilke reLOL
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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