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Posted: 09 July 2009 at 12:37pm | IP Logged
God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its IMpossible Please Ask For SoMething Else.
I Asked HiM To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace'
 
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Posted: 09 July 2009 at 12:41pm | IP Logged
Girl's Heart is Like Water,
Boy's Heart is Like a Mobile'
Either Water falls on Mobile'.
OR
Mobile falls in Water,
Nukshan Mobile Ki hi Lagti Hai'
 
LOL
 
 
Why Love Marriages Are Better Than Arranged Marriages?
Because Known DEVILS Are Better Than Unknown DEVILS…
 
LOLLOLLOL
 
Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake,
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye
 
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Posted: 09 July 2009 at 12:53pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
loz ,great
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Posted: 09 July 2009 at 1:38pm | IP Logged
ROFL When Pooja said we are waiting for your updates.... Itna fulltoo hoga maine nahi socha tha! You make our night you know! We get a good sleep because of becoming light hearted! :)
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Posted: 09 July 2009 at 11:41pm | IP Logged
Thanks guyz..Hug
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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 6:50am | IP Logged
One day in a class room :

Teacher : I am going to ask a question, students - listen carefully and then I will ask a question and you have to answer that, right?

Students : Right

Teacher : Listen carefully, one train is running at 150 Kms. per hour. The age of engine driver is 55 years, assistant driver's age is 50 years, guard aged 45 years, one of aged passenger whose age is 85 and so on. If so what is my age?

All students are stunned by this question and they looked at each other.

Then, one student got up and told : Madam, your age is 32

Teacher was surprised. Oh....how you find out correctly?

Student : it is simple, my neighbour, one boy aged 16 is half mad.
Embarrassed
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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 6:52am | IP Logged
teacher : how old is ur father
boy : as old as me
teacher : how can that be ?
boy : he became father only when i was born
Wink
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 10 July 2009 at 11:07am | IP Logged
great students,teacher ki tohWinkLOL
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