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Trupti Di if u dont mind, i m also postin some jokes this timeEmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassed

Doc, It Hurts All Over
A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts."
The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."


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ramya, guud!!!
broken finger!!!Silly
do post more!!!
LOL
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tanxEmbarrassed actually i ws about to post more when suddenly ... POWER CUTAngryAngryAngry.


An Observation by Sandra Day O'Connor
"There is no shortage of lawyers in Washington, DC. In fact, there may be more lawyers than people."



A Reasonable Fee
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"


Two Kinds of Lawyers
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.


People Drowning
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?



Minister and Lawyer in Heaven
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates, Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, the keys to our finest penthouse suite."
"This is unfair!" cried the minister.
"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've ever seen."

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.



Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.


Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech>
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.

Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
A: Just say, "Fees!"


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keep sharing dear!!!!!LOL
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Hey Ramya
 
Why should i mind? if you post jokes
its open topic for everyone...be free for posting..Tongue
 
ur jokes very funny..LOL
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ke
duniya wale jal jaate hai,
yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hai
 
 
You are the one who is so smart,
you are the one who is so charming,
you are the one who is so caring,
you are the one who is so good looking
and I am the one who's spreading these rumours
 
 

Lab khamosh ho jate hai,

ab tum samne aate ho,

dil dhadakte hai

jab nigah milate ho,

saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,

BHOOT ho kya?

Kyon itna darate ho???

 
 
Meri Zindagi Par Faqat Ehsaan Kar Do,

Ek Benaam Si Mohabbat Mere Naam Kar Do,

Ek Subah Ko Milo Aur Shaam Kar Do,

Aur Shaam Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kaam Kar Do

Our Friendship Is Ideal,
You Happy I Happy,
You Sad I Sad,
You Laugh I Laugh.
U Jump Out Of The Window,
I Look Down And Again I Laugh

 

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GREAT JOKES YAAR!!

 
BUT MUJHE YE RATTAFY BHI KARNE HAI, WARNA JAHAAN BOLNE HOTE HAIN WAHAAN KABHI YAAD NAHI AATE!!!

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