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hmmmmmm
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted: 04 July 2009 at 12:24pm | IP Logged
Kitna Darawna Khwaab Baap Re Baap   LOL    LOL

Originally posted by ruha


aise to akal,lekin santaji hai toh answer bhi uhni jaisa antique hona chaiye naa so bhass


true!!!
LOL        LOL            LOL           LOL

santa wil think n Ermm

wil ask when they both wer born???!!!   Confused

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aree kya baaat hain dipti.LOL..sahi jawab..Clap
 
santaji will say
 
Oye Khote Pehle DATE OF BIRTH To Bata. LOL
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Man wants to buy poison.
 
 
Man Goes To CheMist: 'I Need To Buy Poison'

CheMist: I Can't Sell You That.

Man Shows Wife's Photo.

CheMist: Sorry I Didn't Knew You Had A Prescription'
 
ROFL
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wife's ready priscription fr poison!!

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oh! Trupti u r jst too guuud!!


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Trupti Di if u dont mind, i m also postin some jokes this timeEmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassed

Doc, It Hurts All Over
A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts."
The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."


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ROFL          ROFL             ROFL                  ROFL

ramya, guud!!!
broken finger!!!Silly
do post more!!!
LOL
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tanxEmbarrassed actually i ws about to post more when suddenly ... POWER CUTAngryAngryAngry.


An Observation by Sandra Day O'Connor
"There is no shortage of lawyers in Washington, DC. In fact, there may be more lawyers than people."



A Reasonable Fee
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"


Two Kinds of Lawyers
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.


People Drowning
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?



Minister and Lawyer in Heaven
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates, Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, the keys to our finest penthouse suite."
"This is unfair!" cried the minister.
"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've ever seen."

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