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sunshine286 Goldie
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Posted: 27 June 2009 at 8:18am | IP Logged
yeah, yeah....you girl got my tedi mind..Big smile
 
Our officers are very smart & so as they started to know me well too..Hug
 
very true dipti & krithika..well done..Clap
 
 
Answer    =    1
 
 
REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE.
 
1    =   5 
 
 
                  MORAL OF THE PROBLEM:   
     DONT COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS IN LIFE.

 
 


Edited by saifeena143 - 27 June 2009 at 8:19am

ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 27 June 2009 at 12:03pm | IP Logged
great one dear
sunshine286 Goldie
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Posted: 27 June 2009 at 12:42pm | IP Logged
GOD is missing
 
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively Mischievous . They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the mrning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, " Where is God?!"
 
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's' face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, " what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for
breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. "

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!
 
LOL
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Posted: 27 June 2009 at 1:17pm | IP Logged
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Both of them are great
maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 27 June 2009 at 2:27pm | IP Logged
Oh these boys!?!? ROFL Agar issse badalte hain to phir theek hi hai unka samajhna!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 29 June 2009 at 5:01am | IP Logged

ROFL ROFL ROFL

wow thts a gr8 one....really funny

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Posted: 30 June 2009 at 11:59am | IP Logged
Who made mother in law..LOLLOLLOL
 
God thought since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought since he also couldn't be everywhere he made
Mother-in-law…
 
 
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Posted: 30 June 2009 at 12:24pm | IP Logged

There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel,
who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the
tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . … Try and answer

Got your answer?

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