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Posted: 11 May 2008 at 11:45am | IP Logged
LOL Maa kasam poem tha badiya Pooja Big smile

Are Amna... Swagatam.... Sabar hi karvane ka irada hai kya Wink

maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 2:47am | IP Logged
sabar ka phaal meetha kritu Big smile

Ek din Munna ke papa ek Robot le kar aaye..... ye Robot koi bhi jhooth pakar leta tha aur jhooth bolne wale ko Zor se chanta marta tha.....

Aaj Munna school se late ghar aaya to papa ne pucha 'Ghar aane mein deri kaise ho gayee'

Munna said 'aaj hamari extra classes thi'....

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

Robot apni jagah se uchla aur kass kar Munna ko ek chanta rasid kar diya.....

Papa said 'sach sach bolo ye Robot jhooth pakar leta hai'

Munna 'Film dekhne gaya tha'

Papa 'koon si film' ?

Munna 'Hanumaan'..

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

tabhi Robot phir Munna ko ek zor se chanta marta hai....

Papa asked again 'koon si film?' Angry

Munna ' Katil Jawani' Unhappy Embarrassed

Papa gusse mein 'sharam aani chahiye, jab mein tumhare jitna tha tab aisi harkat nahi karta tha' Angry

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

Robot ne phir ek chanta mara, is baar Papa ki bari the..... Wink

ye sunte hi mummy kitchen se bahar aa kar boli 'Akhir tumhara beta hai na.... jhooth to bolega hi' Stern Smile

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

Ab bari Mummy ki thee........Wink
maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 11:14am | IP Logged
LOL Mummy ki chate ka matlab.... Haila Amna LOL Baddy girl.... But nice joke Big smile
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 11:32am | IP Logged
Originally posted by maisoon

sabar ka phaal meetha kritu Big smile

Ek din Munna ke papa ek Robot le kar aaye..... ye Robot koi bhi jhooth pakar leta tha aur jhooth bolne wale ko Zor se chanta marta tha.....

Aaj Munna school se late ghar aaya to papa ne pucha 'Ghar aane mein deri kaise ho gayee'

Munna said 'aaj hamari extra classes thi'....

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

Robot apni jagah se uchla aur kass kar Munna ko ek chanta rasid kar diya.....

Papa said 'sach sach bolo ye Robot jhooth pakar leta hai'

Munna 'Film dekhne gaya tha'

Papa 'koon si film' ?

Munna 'Hanumaan'..

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

tabhi Robot phir Munna ko ek zor se chanta marta hai....

Papa asked again 'koon si film?' Angry

Munna ' Katil Jawani' Unhappy Embarrassed

Papa gusse mein 'sharam aani chahiye, jab mein tumhare jitna tha tab aisi harkat nahi karta tha' Angry

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

Robot ne phir ek chanta mara, is baar Papa ki bari the..... Wink

ye sunte hi mummy kitchen se bahar aa kar boli 'Akhir tumhara beta hai na.... jhooth to bolega hi' Stern Smile

----Chatak-- -- Pinch

Ab bari Mummy ki thee........Wink


bechaari whole family Confused Wink LOL
joke tha bhaut baadiya  LOL  LOL
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 11:33am | IP Logged
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. Confused Ouch
 He got
irritated...drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Angry

LOL



Edited by ruha - 12 May 2008 at 11:34am
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 11:34am | IP Logged
Banta: U cheated me. Angry
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.  Tongue
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio! Angry
LOL


Edited by ruha - 12 May 2008 at 11:35am
maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 12 May 2008 at 11:41am | IP Logged
LOL Ab Santa ke jokes nahi milenge kya? Poison pee li Cry Wink

As for AIR LOL
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 13 May 2008 at 1:24am | IP Logged
Ek sardar darwaze ke bahar Gun liye khda tha,  Smile

uski patni ne poocha tum yahan kyo khade ho, Question

sardar ji bole sher ke shikar pe ja raha hoon,  Tongue

patni to jaao na, Approve

sardar ji kaise jaoon bahir Dogi khda hai. Unhappy
LOL LOL LOL


Edited by ruha - 13 May 2008 at 1:26am

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