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Posted: 30 January 2009 at 4:34am | IP Logged
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India


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Posted: 30 January 2009 at 12:04pm | IP Logged
Yeah.... Been in IT field I realize what not computers do! As for Santa ji kya kahein, he always entertains us! :)
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Boss: Where were you born? 
sardar : Punjab . 
Boss : which part ? 
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai...
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
                     
Santa: I'm falling in love. 


Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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Aww...Nisha... That was fun! (GRIN)
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Posted: 08 February 2009 at 4:27pm | IP Logged
I must say the Santa jokes were really funny :)

Director:
"So you say you can end all unemployment."
Candidate: "Yes sir."
Director: "How had you planned to do that?"
Candidate: "Well, I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another."
Director: "And what would they be doing then?"
Candidate: "Building boats."

Edited by brid - 08 February 2009 at 4:27pm
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Posted: 09 February 2009 at 12:14pm | IP Logged
AHH! Now that definitely would eradicate unemployment! LOL
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? 
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount. 
  
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons 
 
Big smile
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LOL shaadi ka ladoo jo khaye pachtaye jo na khaye pachtaye

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