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Posted: 27 January 2009 at 9:19am | IP Logged
And how is your customer service"? Asked a skeptical customer to the used car dealer.

"Oh, that's first class. Anybody who buys a car from us gets a free copy of the latest railroad train schedules!"

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Posted: 27 January 2009 at 10:56am | IP Logged
LOL Car khareeda hai to schedules kyun!? Funny customer service!
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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Posted: 30 January 2009 at 4:34am | IP Logged
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India


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Posted: 30 January 2009 at 12:04pm | IP Logged
Yeah.... Been in IT field I realize what not computers do! As for Santa ji kya kahein, he always entertains us! :)
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Posted: 04 February 2009 at 9:40pm | IP Logged
Boss: Where were you born? 
sardar : Punjab . 
Boss : which part ? 
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai...
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
                     
Santa: I'm falling in love. 


Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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Posted: 08 February 2009 at 2:02am | IP Logged
Aww...Nisha... That was fun! (GRIN)
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Posted: 08 February 2009 at 4:27pm | IP Logged
I must say the Santa jokes were really funny :)

Director:
"So you say you can end all unemployment."
Candidate: "Yes sir."
Director: "How had you planned to do that?"
Candidate: "Well, I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another."
Director: "And what would they be doing then?"
Candidate: "Building boats."

Edited by brid - 08 February 2009 at 4:27pm

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