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Laloo enters a shop and shouts, "Where's my free gift with this
oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji"
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

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Cholestrol free ki zaroorat hai kya unhe?!!?? Wink
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Now let's see how puzzle time goes........
 
1. What language does the billboard speak?
 
2. When does the teacher carry bird seed?
 
3. What coat doesn't have buttons, neck, hands?
 
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Posted: 28 December 2008 at 1:21am | IP Logged
I think so..... ammmmmm.....no idea di,give the answers
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Posted: 28 December 2008 at 12:07pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by maha_prakrti

Now let's see how puzzle time goes........
 
1. What language does the billboard speak?
 
Sign Language!
 
2. When does the teacher carry bird seed?
 
When there is a parrot teacher's meeting!
 
3. What coat doesn't have buttons, neck, hands?
 
A coat of paint!
 
What say! Big smile
 
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And how is your customer service"? Asked a skeptical customer to the used car dealer.

"Oh, that's first class. Anybody who buys a car from us gets a free copy of the latest railroad train schedules!"
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Posted: 27 January 2009 at 10:56am | IP Logged
LOL Car khareeda hai to schedules kyun!? Funny customer service!
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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