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Humare laa jawaab Santa ji ki english knowledge bhi kamaal ki hai... Unki tarah!

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Ek raat bijli chali gayi,

Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.

Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.

Fancandle

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Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.


You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Great ones again Pooja... Sardar hain hi aise pata tha... Sardarni bhi??!!?? LOL 





Edited by maha_prakrti - 06 December 2008 at 1:42am
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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?"


"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied.

"It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
 har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.


Edited by ruha - 14 December 2008 at 5:50am
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Posted: 14 December 2008 at 10:37am | IP Logged
Oh! Employees ko hire karna ka tareeka achcha laga!
 
Lekin Santa ji bhi naa.... Unhe apni biwi nahi chahiye!?!? Very bad Santa! Big smile
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Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Nurse

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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