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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 6:17am | IP Logged

A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: "Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?"

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Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai "Bus Stop" Toh humne rok diya

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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 11:32pm | IP Logged

He he he.... Pathan bhai saab bhi naa! LOL

Santa jumps on to the track from the platform....

Banta: (Shocked) Are Santa! Kya kar rahe ho? Train aane waali hai,.... Tum kuchal jaoge!

Santa: Are Banta wahi to.... Tumne suna nahi, train platform me aani waali hai.... Tum bhi neeche aao!

Banta: !?!?!?!? Wacko

 

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Posted: 23 November 2008 at 1:27am | IP Logged
Haila!Ab  Santa ko koun samjaye LOL

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye


Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!


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Posted: 23 November 2008 at 1:30am | IP Logged

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - Against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - A district in Rome.
Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - Searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - Neck of a crow.
Coma - Punctuation mark.
Cortisone - Area around local court.
Cyst - Short for sister.

Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose.
Dilate - The late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - In this place.
Duodenum - Couple in blue jeans.


Enema - Not a friend.

Fake labour - Pretending to work.

Genes - Blue denim.

Hernia - She is close by.

Impotent - Distinguished/well known.

Labor pain - Hurt at work.
Lactose - People without toes.
Lymph - Walk unsteadily.

Microbes - Small dressing gown.

Obesity - City of Obe.

Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - In favor of teens.
Pulse - Grain.
Pus - Small cat.

Red blood count
- Dracula.

Secretion - Hiding anything.

Tablet - Small table.

Ultrasound - Radical noise

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Posted: 25 November 2008 at 9:17am | IP Logged

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

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The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled thinking It really works!

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Posted: 25 November 2008 at 9:18am | IP Logged

A man was sitting near a dog. Another man appeared there and asked the first man Does your dog bites?

Man: No


The second man sits and the dog bites him!

Second man angrily: "You said it does not bites!"

Man: "This is not my dog."

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Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:20am | IP Logged
Are ye hubby and wifey bhi naa.... Santa jaise hain sab! Big smile
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Posted: 27 November 2008 at 8:53am | IP Logged
 
Originally posted by ruha

A man was sitting near a dog. Another man appeared there and asked the first man Does your dog bites?

Man: No

The second man sits and the dog bites him!

Second man angrily: "You said it does not bites!"

Man: "This is not my dog."


Originally posted by ruha


Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!


 LOL LOL LOL LOL great jokes pooja aur post kernaBig smile

LOL

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