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maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 31 August 2008 at 12:52pm | IP Logged
LOL... Ye Sardar Chote bhi naa, bade bade kaam kiye jaa rahe hain.... Sab hi bahut achche hain!

maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 4:44am | IP Logged
 nibu(lemon) and kela (banana)
 
once a kela laughing said to the neighbour nibu in the basket
'kya bhai nibu teri hi kya life hai!!!!.....tujhe to ye insaan nichoor nichoor ker khajateen hai!!!!!!!'ROFL
 
getting really angryAngry
'abhe mujhe se gaye guzri to teri life hai.....log tujhe nagaa ker ke khaten hai'Evil Smile 
maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 12:27pm | IP Logged
Yaar Amna... Ab to aaj se kela khaane ke har waqt ye yaad aayegaLOL
maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 02 September 2008 at 9:40am | IP Logged
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi  se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?Day Dreaming
1ST: tumhari hai...Embarrassed 
Embarrassed
 

A donkey kicked  sardar & ran away.

Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra Shocked & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.Angry Angry

SLAM BOOK filled  by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.Smile
2.Weakness: Banta's  wife,Preeto.Wink
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on  tour.Day Dreaming
4.Threat: When I am on  tour.Ouch
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 6:13am | IP Logged
aas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?


Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 6:17am | IP Logged

A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: "Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?"

bus-stop.jpg

Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai "Bus Stop" Toh humne rok diya
maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 11:32pm | IP Logged

He he he.... Pathan bhai saab bhi naa! LOL

Santa jumps on to the track from the platform....

Banta: (Shocked) Are Santa! Kya kar rahe ho? Train aane waali hai,.... Tum kuchal jaoge!

Santa: Are Banta wahi to.... Tumne suna nahi, train platform me aani waali hai.... Tum bhi neeche aao!

Banta: !?!?!?!? Wacko

 

ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 23 November 2008 at 1:27am | IP Logged
Haila!Ab  Santa ko koun samjaye LOL

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye


Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!


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