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Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.

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An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: "Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let's eat the sandwiches."

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: "If you do, I wont go."

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LOL... Ye Sardar Chote bhi naa, bade bade kaam kiye jaa rahe hain.... Sab hi bahut achche hain!
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 nibu(lemon) and kela (banana)
 
once a kela laughing said to the neighbour nibu in the basket
'kya bhai nibu teri hi kya life hai!!!!.....tujhe to ye insaan nichoor nichoor ker khajateen hai!!!!!!!'ROFL
 
getting really angryAngry
'abhe mujhe se gaye guzri to teri life hai.....log tujhe nagaa ker ke khaten hai'Evil Smile 
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Yaar Amna... Ab to aaj se kela khaane ke har waqt ye yaad aayegaLOL
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi  se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?Day Dreaming
1ST: tumhari hai...Embarrassed 
Embarrassed
 

A donkey kicked  sardar & ran away.

Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra Shocked & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.Angry Angry

SLAM BOOK filled  by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.Smile
2.Weakness: Banta's  wife,Preeto.Wink
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on  tour.Day Dreaming
4.Threat: When I am on  tour.Ouch
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Posted: 03 September 2008 at 4:53am | IP Logged
Great Santas Amna!
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Posted: 21 November 2008 at 6:13am | IP Logged
aas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?


Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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